Villian: Raditz[]
Goku: Hey Guys, how have you all been?
Master Roshi: Goku is that you?
Krillin: Hey Goku!!!!! It sure has been a while, so what you've been doing?
Goku: Nothing much, just had a son.....nothing big.....What about you guys?
All: AHHHHHHHH
Krillin: Uhhh, does the little runt have a tail?
Master Roshi: Uh yeah, and has the little boy seen the full moon?
Goku: Yeah, sometimes he goes outside during the full moon. For some reason, everything is destroyed in the morning. Probably a coincidence.
Master Roshi: Yeah, it sure is..... So what's his name?
Goku: Oh, I named him Gohan, after my gramps. You remember him right? He was old, like you!
Krillin: Gohan huh? Well your old man certainly sticked with you all these years. So how old are you Gohan?
Gohan: Umm...four! Are you my age too?
Krillin: Oh, so the little twerps a comedian too huh? So what do you want to be when you grow up, are you going to be strong like your dad (thinking: How will he insult me about my height now).....
Gohan: I wanna be a scholar, because my physco mom forced me to be one.
Goku: Yeah, Chi Chi's going crazy with him becoming a scholar. "He can't fight!" she says. I don't get her....
Krillin: Well you better get used to the ULTRA PROTECTIVE MOM!
Goku: Shut up a minute Krillin.....I sense something.....huge......wow!
Raditz: Well, if it isn't my brother Kakorot, it's been a long while.
Goku: B...Brother?.....who the heck are you?!
Raditz: Didn't you hear me, I'M YOUR BROTHER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Goku: I don't understand.....WHO ARE YOU?! AND GET A HAIRCUT! That Hair is ridiculous....
Raditz: ok ok ok, 1st I AM YOUR BROTHER, and about the hair, I just got born with sonic hair. It annoys the crud out of me because It always gets in my face during a fight. Oh, and if you ask again about who I am, you will regret it.
Goku: Well......why are you here!?
Raditz: I am a space pirate known as Raditz, Yo ho ho. I have come here to kill all the beings on this planet and sell the planet for alot of the booty out there. I'm suprised ye havn't done it already matey...Arghhh.
Credits[]
Blalafoon: Master Roshi, Krillin
Nappa'sgoatee: Goku
Nimbus.69: Gohan