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The Wrath of Buu is a what-if written by Nimbus.69. It is similar to the Buu Arc, except...
- It is four years after the Cell games, not seven
- Future Trunks is around (YAY)
- Videl isn't around (YAY!!!!)
- Gohan is 15, not 18
- Goten and Trunks aren't Super Sayains and won't play as major roles
- Gohan has trained, not too intensely, but has trained
- Two of my OCs are in this
- Some tournament matchups are changed
- Lot of dialogue changes
- And some other changes either slight or major.
UPDATE, 10-26-11
Looking over this story....it's pretty terrible XD
The announce of the games! Gohan fights again!
PART ONE
It has been four years since the defeat of Cell. Our hero, Gohan is now fifteen and of course is still studying and getting smart. Of course though, he and his friend Tamera do sneak out to train a little. Gohan also has a little brother named Goten who is four years old but is still pretty strong. Sadly, Gohan's father, Goku, was killed by Cell back in the Cell Games. Gohan blamed himself for his father death and regrets it dearly, although it wasn't completely his fault. Since then, peace has been blooming like a flower and everything is okay. One day Gohan and his mother Chi Chi went out to the city to go visit their friends, the Brief family. While heading there, they saw a group of robbers robbing a bank
"Oh no!" cried out Chi Chi.
"Mom, you want me to go take care of it?" asked her son.
"Oh alright, but don't get hurt!" Chi chi said, always being worried about her son
"Okay! I'll take care of it!" Gohan said, running over to the bank
"HEY! STAY BACK KID! THIS ISN'T PLAY TIME!!!" screamed one of the officers.
"Hey, that kid looks sorta familiar!" said one of the cops, "he looks like the delivery boy from four years ago
"Hey ya he does! But it can't be him, that kid was killed right?" another cop said. While they were saying this they were unable to witness Gohan knocking out each robber and cuffing their hands together
"OH MY GOSH! H-he....HE DID IT!" yelled one of the cops.
"That was easy..." said Gohan. Two big buff men who were passing by noticed the power that the young boy had displayed.
PART TWO
"Hmm...Maybe lord Babidi would like that power" said one of the men. The two, however, simply ignored it and went along. A couple of minutes later, Gohan and Chi Chi finally got to Capsule Corporation, where they met up with old friends of theirs, like Vegeta, the Sayian Prince, Bulma, the president of Capsule Corp., and even Future Trunks, a young man from the future who had them out. He had come back in time to join the World Martial Arts Tournament that was coming up soon
"A tournament huh?" said Gohan.
"Yeah, anyone can enter!" yelled Bulma from the other room
"Sounds a lot like fun! I'll enter!" said Gohan.
"OH NO WAY!! YOU NEED TO DO YOUR STUDYING GOHAN!! I WILL NOT LET YOU ENTER THAT FIGHT!" yelled his mother, who was quiet picky about his learning.
"Aww but mom!!"
"NO BUTS GOHAN! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD STUDY AFTER BEATING CELL!!!" his mother screamed out.
"But Chi Chi, if you win the tournament you win ten million zeni!" said Trunks.
"Wait..you win THAT much money for beating people up?!" yelled Chi Chi.
"You sure do!" said Trunks.
PART THREE
"GOHAN YOU ARE ENTERING THAT TOURNAMENT AND WINNING US THAT PRIZE MONEY!!!!" yelled Chi Chi.
"Yay!" yelled out Gohan.
"Hey I'm entering too!!" cried out a familiar voice from out of nowhere.
"Wait...Dad is that you?!" cried Gohan.
"Yup! I'm coming back for one day to fight!! It'll be fun!!" Goku yelled out, in his normal cheery voice.
"Kakarot is that you?!" yelled out Vegeta from the training room.
"Hey Vegeta!! I am indeed coming back! I can't wait to see you guys after so long!!" Goku cried.
"Oh my Goku is coming home after so long!" Chi Chi cried out happily.
Ready guys?! The fateful tournament!!
A few days later, the tournament began. A countless amount of fighters entered to compete. Amoung these fighters were Krillin, an old friend of Goku's, Android 18, his wife, Android 15.2, 18's best friend, Tamera, a close friend of Gohan and Trunks, and Piccolo, Gohan's first fighting teacher.
"TRUNKS!! IT'S REALLY YOU!!!!! TRUNKS!!" screamed out Tamera when she saw Future Trunks. The two of them were very close friends and had a cute little brother and sister sort of bond.
"Hey Tamera! Great to see you again!!" Trunks replied, hugging her.
"Aww, how cute" said Krillin, who had met up them earlier. Piccolo, 18, and Vegeta said nothing, because THEY IS NO NICE.
"Okay, now if you're done with your cute little reunion, we have to go enter-" but before Piccolo could finish his sentence, a familiar ki sparked up behind them.
"Is that..?!" asked Krillin, unaware of the good news about Goku. The group turned around, only to see their old friend Goku with a halo above his head and Fortuneteller Baba.
"D-d-dad?!" cried Gohan.
"Hey! What's up?" Goku cheerfully asked.
"Oh...Goku!" cried out Chi Chi.
"..Well you just stand there staring at me? C’mon of here!" asked Goku. The second after he said that, he was engulfed in hugs and tears.
"WOAH! Give me some room to breathe here! You guys are crushing me!" cried out Goku. "Hey wait…Who are you?" Goku asked, turning to Tamera.
"What the heck, you don't reconzie me?!" Tamera asked, starting to cry a little.
"No...But you look a lot like my wife Chi Chi when she was around your age!" said Goku.
"You...you jerk! I'M TAMERA!!" Tamers screamed out. "Isn't the red ribbon in my hair sort of obvious?!"
"Y-YOU'RE TAMERA?! But..you look nothing like I remember!! You had short hair, and..and you were spunky and tough and hard and mean! And now you have long hair and you seem so polite and nice!!!" Cried out Goku.
"Hey, people change over time you know! It's not like you and Vegeta were you hardly change in the slightest bit!!" cried out Tamera.
"Well, you still are sorta mean..." Goku said somewhat timidly (I think he's a little afraid of Tamera).
"HEY!" she screamed out.
"Okay if you two are done being stupid we have a tournament to enter!" yelled Vegeta, annoyed by their actions.
"And your still a jerk Vegeta!" Goku cried out.
"Okay if you three are done, we have a tournament to enter" said Piccolo, also sort of annoyed by them.
"Oh fine!" Vegeta and Tamera said at the same time.
The group walked over to the registration area, were they had to punch some weird machine bag.
"MKAY! Your turn missy!" cried out one of the men, pointing to Android 15.2.
"Yay! This looks like fun!" she cheerfully cried out. She walked right up to the punching machine and hit it hard, almost breaking it.
"T...three fifty?! That's a lot higher than Mr. Satan's hit rate!!" the man said. "Well...your turn mister!" he said, pointing to Trunks.
"Alright!" he replied, walking up to the machine and hitting it.
"T...two twenty?! That's amazing! Well, your turn miss!" the man said. Everyone eventually got there turns, and when Tamera went up, she accidentally completely obliterated the machine.
"Oh whoops! Sorry 'bout that! Can I still enter?" she asked. The men were completely speechless by a girl at 18 destroying that machine.
"Um..........Sure........." they timidly said, afraid to make her mad.
Everyone eventually headed over to the fighter's only area to get some lunch. Once inside, everyone dined down like crazy.
"Wow...you Saiyans are like bottomless pits I swear!" said Krillin.
"You know...I don't think I'll ever get used to this..." said Piccolo to Android 15.2.
"Me either..." she replied.
"Wow, this is good stuff! THANKS ALOT!!" cried out Goku.
"Hey Dad, we're all out of pasta." said Gohan.
“‘SCUSE ME! MORE SPAGEHTII PLEASE!" cried Goku.
"AND BRING SOME MORE EGGROLLS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!" cried Vegeta.
"Geez this is good! It's a ton better than Chi Chi's food!" cried out Tamera. Sadly, right after she said this, a pile of dirty empty plates, bowls, silver work, and cups collapsed on her. ".....I'M OKAY...." she cried out under the rubble. Luckily, Trunks helped pull her out and get all the rubble off her.
"You sure you're okay?" he asked, sort of concerned about her (Remember, they have a cute bond. DEAL WIT IT!).
"Yeah...I'm just seeing a lot of stars. Why is there four of you?" she dizzily said.
After eating and giving Tamera some ice for her head, the group went over to the registration area and on the way, met up with two strange men, one short with purple skin and one tall and buff with red skin.
"Hello Goku. I have been waiting for you" one of the men said while making a ">:3" face.
"Umm hi, nice to meet you..." Goku replied, a little creped out by them.
"WE ARE BIG FANS OF YOURS!" said the big buff man.
"Don't be rude body guard." said the little short man right after his comment.
"Umm good?" Goku replied.
"May I shake your hand???" the little man asked, quiet creepily.
"Uhh...okay?" Goku said, holding his hand out. The little man held out his little purple hand and shook Goku's, slightly cooling it down and making it cold.
"Thank you sweetie" he said, turning around and walking away.
"Wait! I didn't get your names-" Goku said, but right as he was about to, Tamera interrupted him.
"I would rather not get their names Goku, they are really creepy." Tamera said interrupting him.
"Yeaaahhhhh good point." Goku replied.
"Alright, let's stall no longer, we need to get to the draws." said Piccolo.
The group eventually got over to the draws and were ready to fight their opponents. Here are the matchups-
- Round 1: Krillin VS Pintar
- Round 2: Piccolo VS Shin (the small purple man from before).
- Round 3: Tamera VS Spoopovitch
- Round 4: Gohan VS Kibito.
- Round 5: Android 15.2 VS Hercule Satan
- Round 6: Goku VS Vegeta (which everyone was pretty freaked out by).
- Round 7: Trunks VS Yamu
- Round 8: Android 18 VS Videl
- Round 9: Mighty Mask VS Killa
"G-GOKU VS VEGETA IN THE FIRST ROUND?!" cried out Krillin.
"N-no...not them!!" said Piccolo.
Get ready gang! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
"Alright, will the first two fighters, Krillin and Pintar, please step up to the ring?" the anncouncer asked, looking over to the fighters.
"OH WHY MUST I GO UP AGAINST A LITTLE SHORTY LIKE JU? JU IS SO SHORT AND TINY AND WHITE" Pintar said. The two stepped up into the ring and began fighting. Krillin only gave Pintar a small punch in the face and knocked him out.
"Whoopie...he beat up a normal human" said Vegeta.
"OH WOW! Anyways, not caring about the fact that he's probably dead, let's go on to the next round! The Junior VS that weird purple short man!"
"HEY I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!" the weird man shouted.
"The junior...?" asked Tamera, confused on Piccolo's name.
"I choose to keep my true identity secret, because I'm just that awesome" said Piccolo.
"Yeah I can see you doing that" Tamera replied. Piccolo and the weird shorty walked up to the ring. When the match began, neither moved. They were epically staring at each other for a little while. Then...
"HI :3" the little short man said.
"OH GOD I FORFEIT!!" Piccolo screamed out.
"WHAT?!" All the Z-fighter yelled out, sorta pissed at what they just saw.
"Umm....Well the weird short man wins! The next round is Tamera VS Spopovitch!!"
"Cool that's me!" said Tamera. "Wish me luck!".
Stand your ground Tamera! The zombish Spoopovitch!!
Tamera and the giant, pale skinned, overly buff man Spopovitch walked up to the ring. The two were now ready to totally kick each other's butts.
"...YOU MAY BEGIN!" the announcer yelled. Tamera went for the attack. She punched Spopovitch in the face, hoping to immediately knock him out. Amazingly, he was still standing and only whimpered a tiny bit, getting ready to hit her back. he did, but luckily she blocked herself. Tamera kicked him in the gut, causing him to fall over whimpering. Despite this, he got up and was just fine. Spopovitch slapped her in the face, causing Tamera to fall over and hold her cheek in her hand.
"Wow, you're really strong for a pale skinned freaked! I might have to try this time around!" yelled Tamera. She got up and kicked in the arm, then in the face, and finally in the gut, causing Spopovitch to fall down in pain and agony. But he somehow got up again, perfectly fine.
"Something’s wrong with him...he takes her blows like their nothing" said Goku, slightly worrying for Tamera's safety. Tamera punches him right in face and knocks out a tooth. Spopovitch falls down in agony and tries to stop the bleeding. Despite this, he gets up fine. Tamera, getting annoyed, lays large amounts of kicks and punches on him, even hitting him in his "dragon balls". Despite her attempts, Spopovitch still stands tall, unaffected by her blows.
"Now Spopovitch's turn!" the pale skinned monster announced. He runs up to Tamera and knees her right in the gut, causing Tamera to fall down and hold her stomach in pain. While she's down, Spopovitch kicks her and presses down on her legs.
"Something is wrong! He's actually beating her!" said Vegeta, annoyed by her failing to fight back. Spopvitch grabs her by her foot and punches her right in the face very hard, causing her to spit blood. He then throws her to the ground and starts kicking her and punching her everywhere, dealing massive damage on her. He then grabs her by her ponytail and knees her and then punches her in the face, causing her to up-chuck a small amount of blood. He throws her to the side, but before she can fall out, he grabs her by the leg and throws her on the ground.
"H-he's killing her!!" Trunks yells out, becoming extremely worried over his friend's safety.
"He won't stop until she's dead!!!" Gohan cries out.
Spopovitch grabbed Tamera's arm and starts to bend it, and then finally breaks it, making Tamera roll on the ground and scream out in pain. He then grabs her leg and punches her constantly in the gut, making Tamera cough more and more blood. All the Z-Fighters, mostly Trunks and Gohan, watch in disgust as Spopovitch brutally beats up their friend.
"We have to help her! He won't stop until he kills her!!" Trunks cries out, ready to go help.
"No, there's nothing we can do. I doubt he'll kill, because then he'll be disqualified." Goku says, also worrying over Tamera's safety. Back in the ring, Spopovtich constantly throws Tamera around, making more and more blood spill. Now Spopocvitch is ready for the kill. He throws Tamera on the ground and begins pressing on her head with his foot, harder and harder each time. Tamera screams out in agony, and in the mist of spilling blood, she begins crying from the anguish and pain.
"I was wrong! I think he is trying to kill her!!!" cries out Goku, totally freaked out by what is occurring. Tamera constantly screams out in extreme pain. Spopovitch presses down even harder on her, and gets ready to kill her.
"Spopovitch, that's enough! You've done enough!" yells out another man. The Z-fights look to the side and see Yamu, Spopovitch's friend, yelling at him.
"She's not the reason were here! We’re here for a reason, don't disqualify us by being stupid!!!" Yamu cried out. Spopovitch, listening to his friend, kicks Tamera out of the ring and knocks her out.
"TAMERA!" screams out Trunks. He immediately runs over to the bloody beaten Tamera and carries her to the hospital, where she rests up, barely alive.
- Okay I wanna point this out now while I can, it has been roughly four years since the defeat of Cell in this time. In Trunk's time, however, due to the flow of time in his world, it is somewhat slower. So he is roughly 23 and Tamera is maybe 18. While they are a good deal apart, TRUNKS IS NOT A PEDO. You probably aren't thinking he is, I just want to point that out XD
The drain of powers! The evil of the Majins!!!
Tamera's bloody badly beaten body was carried by Trunks to the infirmary, where it was laid in bed and slowly recovered.
"What's the news on her? Will she be okay?" a person asked.
"Well, she's in very bad shape and it will take a very long time. However, it is more than likely that she will pull through." the doctor replied. That person walked over to announcer and gave him the news.
"We have great news everyone! The doctors say that Tamera will more than likely live!" the announcer announced. The crowd cheered after hearing this.
"Hold on a minute, I'm gonna go get a sensu bean from Master Korin for Tamera. " said Goku, teleporting to the tower.
"Okay, now time for the next match: Gohan VS Kibito!" announced the announcer. Gohan and Kibito walked up to the ring, ready to fight.
"EXCUSE ME YOU SEXY BOY, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE GO SUPER SAYIAN FOR ME?" asked Kibito.
"Wait what?" asked Gohan.
"SUPER SAYIAN! PWEASE? PREFURABLY TWO?" asked Kibito once more.
"Uhh...sure?" said Gohan, somewhat confused. He powered up, with his hair going Super Spiky and crazy, eventually turning golden. Meanwhile, Goku has just given Tamera a sensu bean and she is now better than ever! Now returning to something that actually matters:
"So is this good enough, or should I shove it upwards to the next level?!" asks Gohan.
"Mmm I would like that very much" said Kibito making a >:3 face.
"My gosh dude you are so creepy. Anyway...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!". Gohan screamed at the top of his lungs and now goes Super Sayian two.
"WOW AWESOME HAIR DUDE!!" someone from the audience screams.
"Oh my gosh! Look at that power Spopovitch!" cries out Yamu. "I remember that power, the kid who saved the bank! It's him!! Now's our chance!!". Yamu and Spopovitch run over to Gohan with a weird power drainer and stab him in the gut.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?! LEMME GO!!" Gohan screams. The two men turn on the device and begin draining his power.
"GOHAN!!!" Tamera screams, running to help him.
"No Tamera!! We have to let them do it!" cried out Goku, grabbing her arm.
"But Goku! There gonna kill him!!" she screamed out.
"It turns out the short purple man over there is a Supreme Kai and he needs to find a bad guy named Majin Buu and these punks with the weird M's on their foreheads work for Buu!" said Goku.
"When did you find that out??" asked Tamera. "While you were being murdered by Spopovitch!" said Goku, rather cheerfully. Meanwhile in the ring Gohan was slowly and painfully having his energy absorbed, down to core.
"Yeah, there we go! I think we got enough for Babidi!!" Yamu announced. "Spopovitch! Drop it!" Spopovitch dropped the body of Gohan to the ground, making a loud lifeless thud.
"Good boy! Now let's go!" yelled out Yamu. The two flew off, holding onto the weird energy absorbing thing.
"GOHAN!!" screamed out Tamera. She immediately ran over to his lifeless body and tried to wake him up.
"Wake up!! Please! Don't leave me!! GOHAN!". Tears starting streaming out of her eyes.
"Don't worry, let me see him." said Kibito. He put his hands on Gohan's body and they began glowing. In almost an instant, Gohan was fine again.
"Gohan! Oh thank goodness you're okay! You had me sooo worried!!" Tamera cried out, hugging her friend.
"Whoa Tamera!" Gohan replies, blushing a little.
"In case you two are done with your cute little reunion, we have a job to take care of!" Vegeta announces ,who himself is a little touched by this cute reunion. Hey, he seems mean, but down to the core, he cares for others. ANYWAY BACK TO STUFF THAT SORTA MATTERS! The Z-fighters all flew off following after Yamu and Spopovitch.
"So..Who really is this Majin Buu guy?" Trunks asked to the Supreme Kai, the short purple man." He isn't around at all in my time."
"Majin Buu...a freak act of nature. A monster of mass destruction.." he replied. "There were once Five grand Kais...I am the only one who survived the monster Buu. Babidi's father, Bibbidi, created him when he got bored from playing his Xbox. Majin Buu made the entire universe his playground, constantly destroying thousands of planets and slaughtering their innocent people. Eventually, Majin Buu went wild and killed Bibbidi. As such, he was left in the hands of his son, Babbidi."
"Hm..This Majin Buu could have made a good Sayian!" Vegeta thought to himself.
"NO VEGETA YOU ARE WRONG" the Kai yelled. "The five supreme kais were OVER 9000 times stronger than your leader Frieza. We stood no chance, and I was the only one left alive somehow. Majin Buu would have killed your Saiyan race with one simple fart....like so many others."
"No one told me he could read minds!" Vegeta angrily thought. Then he began remembering what he and Bulma did last night to freak out Supreme Kai for reading his mind...and it worked. He saw a blue haired woman's naked body covered in white stuff (DON'T ASK) and Vegeta's overly hot body and was officially scared for life.
"BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYIAN... The five grand kais had no hope of beating him, so we had a race known as the race of Kerns help us out. They eventually used their magic to seal Buu away...in thanks for their help, I and Kibito Kai created a sacred orb called the Dragon's pearl, which could seal Majin Buu away if he ever came back. But sadly..Only one Kern is left out of all of them..." the Kai sadly said.
"Do you know where this Kern is..?" asked Goku. Supreme Kai pointed out to someone flying in front of them. He pointed to Tamera.
"The girl in blue is a Kern. She is the sole survivor of the race." he said.
"WHAT?! How can that be?! She should be a Sayian pure breed!" Vegeta yelled out.
"Calm yourself Vegeta. She is half Sayian half Kern. Her mother Kaze was the Kern Princess, and as such she had the Dragon's Pearl. From what I remember, a Sayian warrior named Lechudge landed on Namek, the same planet Kaze was on. Eventually they had a daughter named Tamera. Sadly, Frieza killed both Kaze and Lechudge, but Tamera escaped. Do you see that small pendent on her neck?" he asked. "That's the pearl."
"Well how can she summon it?" Trunks asked.
"She just has to pray the correct prayer...but if she's a half breed...she needs to give her life force up." Supreme Kai says.
"Well we can wish her back either way. It'll be fine" Goku says. After an about twenty minute flight, the team got to Babbidi base. Vegeta refused to talk to Tamera, who always said she was a pure breed Sayian and lied about having another type of blood in her.
"Look! There's the zombiesh freak who nearly killed me..." whispered Tamera. Yamu and Spopovitch were handing over the energy absorbing thingy to a weird looking alien in white armor, and next to him was the wizard Babbidi, who was an ugly looking wormish wizard., and next to HIM was Dabura, the king of all demons (wait wasn't that King Piccolo from Dragon Ball?).
"Why thank you so much for your help you two! Now I'm afraid I have no more use for you! Pui Pui, do you mind blowing them up?" the little freaky lizard said.
"Sure sir! Will you at least not touch me in areas I don't like anymore?" Cui Cui asked.
"No...But I'll give you a cookie!!" the wizard replied.
"YAY!!!" Cui Cui screamed. In almost an instant Spopovitch and Yamu were exploded, inside and out.
"Oh my god...he just..He just murdered his own comrades!!" cried out Tamera.
"Hey wait Dabura...I think I saw something up there...it was probably just a bird but could you check on it for me?" asked Babidi. Dabura turned his head over to the mountain, where the group was hiding.
"OMG HE KNOWS THAT WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed out...REALLY LOUDLY.
"Wait did you hear that?! SOMEONE IS HERE!" Dabura flew over to where the Z-fighters were, originally not knowing that they were there. He immediately put his hand RIGHT in front of Kibito's face and blasted it into next week.
"KIBITO!!!!" Supreme Kai (let's call him SK from now on) screamed out. "Thanks a lot Vegeta! Because of you screaming out, you killed my body guard! YOU IDIOT!" .
"Hey excuse me PRINCESS!" Vegeta said in disgust. Dabura then for some sick reason spat on Piccolo, the cool green man, Krillin , the short guy who always dies, and Android 15.2, who was craving adventure. Almost immediatly they somehow turned to stone.
"Krilin! Piccolo! 15!" Goku cried out, trying to save his friends.
"Don't touch them! They have been turned into stone by Dabura's spit, and they are extremely delicate! Even a poop from a bird flying in the sky can shatter them!" SK cried out. Dabura flew off, happy with murdering a random big red guy and spitting on some random dudes...and a chick, a hot one at that (YES DABURA IS A PEDO).
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS!" Trunks yelled out, going after him. Everyone followed after him and went into the ship, ready for a big fight.
Ready you guys?! Fight three powerful foes!!
The six (Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Tamera, Gohan, SK) fighters flew right into the space ship Babbidi ran into.
"OOOO so these fools want a fight?! I'll give 'em a fight!!!" Babbidi cries out, watching them in his weird glass ball orb thingy. "DABURA! Please send out Pui Pui to kick their sorry ass-...I mean butts. YEAH BUTTS!"
"With honor your majesty!" Dabura replied. The gang was inside a very weird small round room in the space ship, when all of a sudden, a door in the room opened up, revealing Pui Pui, one of Babbidi's servants.
"Hello there you weak little beings! I am Pui Pui one of Babbidi's strongest servants! I see you are trying to stop Majin Buu's revival! Unfortunately, I cannot allow you to go any further! So, which fool is foolish enough to fight me first?" Pui Pui says.
"Hmm...Let’s decide with rock paper scissors!!" Goku cheerfully says. Immediately, the five begin playing, much to SK's and Pui Pui's surprise. After some time, Tamera wins and she gets ready to fight.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I gotta fight some weird girl?! OH PLEASE! Girls are just mutated male beings with thinner bodies, shriveled up crotches, and larger and much more pleasurable chests! Let me fight the one with the weird hair, or the one with purple hair!" Pui Pui said in a mean tone.
"WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!" Tamera yelled out. Immediately, Tamera punches him in the gut, causing him to up-chuck blood.
"You little brat! How can you be so strong?!" Pui Pui cries out, very weak from the punch.
"Never under estimate a pissed off Sayian! Especially a girl!" Vegeta yells out. Before he could finish his sentence, Tamera punched Pui Pui in jaw, then the face, then the neck, and then broke his arm. Pui Pui screamed out in agony and more and more blood spilled.
"Y..you...b-brat! I will not lose to a girl!" Pui Pui weakly says. Right after that, Tamera punched him right in the jaw and broke it. She then kicked him over and began crushing his head under her foot, like Spopovitch did to her. Tamera laughs as she brutally kills Pui Pui and kicks him in the head.
"You're pitiful; I might as well just end you now!!" Tamera yells, as she shot him right threw the chest with a Full Power Death beam.
"Oh my gosh...." Trunks timidly whispered.
"That's what happens when you piss off a Sayian girl!!" Tamera yelled.
"Oh my! She...she totally just murdered him!" Babbidi cried out. "WAIT...that pendent on her neck! That's the Kern treasure, the dragon's pearl! How could she have it?!"
"Perhaps she has some connection with the race?" Dabura replied.
"No, that’s not possible! That race was totally whipped out years ago! I had requested some weird purple lizard to totally destroy their planet! There should be no Kerns left, not even half breeds!!" Babbidi cried out angrily. "Whatever, this group is very strong, so I request you send out Yakon."
"A-already Yakon?! But..Isn’t that extreme for level two?!" Dabura asked/
"I don't care! Just send him out so he can kill them, the girl with the pendent, and that blasted Supreme Kai!" Babbidi cried out.
Meanwhile, in the other room, the group was talking.
"So...you're not completely Sayian, you're part Kern?" Gohan asked.
"Yes...how did you figure it out?" asked Tamera.
"SK told us on the way here...he told us of your pendent and it's magic powers..." Trunks said.
"My...Pendent?!" Tamera asked. "This pendent I've had my whole life...my mother gave it to me when I was little..."
"And I'm sure that your mother told you to guard it with your life, and to treasure it..." SK said.
"Yeah...She...did....”. Suddenly, the door to the next room opened.
"Well no point in standing around! Let's go!!" Goku cheerfully cried out. The group ran into some dark, weird, creepy cave.
"WELCOME EVERYONE!" cried out a scary creepy voice. "I am Yakon! The big green scary monster that’s in every cheap horror movie!" He then turned over to Tamera. "You are a Kern aren't you? Babbidi told me to kill you first so you can't summon the Dragon's Pearl! Let's just get this over with!" Immediately, his claws extended in order to stab Tamera threw the chest. Since it was so dark, no one else could see the claw and they couldn't protect her. But luckily, since Tamera has a retina due to her Kern blood, she saw threw the dark and dodged it easily.
"How dare you try to kill one of my closest friends!" Trunks angrily cried out. "I'll be the one to kill you!!". Trunks stood up to fight him, but since it was so dark, he had a hard time.
"TRUNKS! DODGE TO THE RIGHT! YAKON IS GONNA CLAW YOU IN THE CHEST!" Tamera screamed out. Trunks dodged right in time before the claw could kill him.
"Thanks a lot Tamera!" Trunks called out to her. "It's so damn dark...I GOTS AN IDEA!!". He then began slightly powering up, then burst into SSJ mode! The room then got a lot brighter and everyone could see Yakon.
"THANKD BOI I WILL HAVE FUN NOMING ON YOUR LIGHT". Almost immediately, Yakon suddenly swallowed up the light Trunks made and the room went totally dark.
"How the heck did he do that?!" Vegeta yelled. In the next moment, Tamera yelled again.
"Trunks! He's charging at you! Dodge to the left now!!". Right after that, Trunks managed to dodge and lay a hard punch on Yakon.
"I have another idea!!". He then went SSJ once again and had alot of light power...ALOT OF IT...like literally dude soooooooooo much!
'OOOOO THANKS MAN!" Yakon yelled. He sucked up the light...but it was way too much! It was so much...that he exploded completely! His guts and blood flew everywhere and splattered on the wall everywhere! DUDE IT WAS SO BLOODY.
"Eww!!! Gross!!!" Everyone yelled out.
"No....how could one man kill Yakon?! He's one of the strongest fighters ever! THIS IS BLAPAME! THIS IS MADNESS!" Babbidi cried.
"Madness...THIS! IS-" Dabura yelled.
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DABURA!!".
"Hey can I go to fight them next????".
"Kill the Kern first, and then go kill them".
"YAY!!!".
Meanwhile, in the room the fighters were in...
"I like powered sugar the best" Tamera said.
"Yeah, I like powered sugar too, but chocolate is probably my favorite" Vegeta replied.
"I love all kinds of doughnuts!" Goku cheerfully said.
"I don't like glazed or jelly filled" Trunks said.
"Same here" Gohan replied.
"Umm guys! This is not the time to be talking about donuts! We have work to do!" SK said. Suddenly, the door opened, and from out of nowhere, a sword flew out and was aimed for Tamera.
"LOOK OUT!!" Trunks yelled out. He immediately pushed her out of the way and managed to save her in time, falling on top of her at the same time, causing the two to slightly blush (TRUNKS IS NOT A PEDO FOR GOSH SAKE).
"Oh shot, I missed. Oh well..." a deep evil voice said. Out walked Dabura, the king of demons...
"What the heck is your problem you red pointy earred freak?!" Tamera yelled at him.
"Oh you spunky little brat!" Dabura yelled, ready to go fight her. Suddenly, something grabbed whole of his cape.
"No way! You kill me before touching her!!" Gohan yelled at him.
"HM! Very well! Let's go to my planet and there I can kick you butt!" Dabura yelled. Suddenly, the room changed to another planet.
"How the hell?" Gohan whispered to himself.
"It's Babbidi's magic okay?!" SK yelled.
"Okay let's get this over with!!" Dabura yelled out. Almost immediatly, he kicked Gohan right in the gut, which Gohan dodged in time. Gohan then punched him right in the face and badly hurt him.
"I might as well take the easy way out of this because I'm cheap like Zant from the Zelda Series!!" Dabura yelled out. He spat right on Gohan's foot and tried to turn him into stone.
"Oh crap!" he yelled out. Lucky, Gohan threw his boot off in time and saved himself...but the poor boot was killed.
Ugh Do i need to write the whole fight with gohan and dabura? NO IM NOT!
So after some time, Gohan beats Dabura, but is unable to kill him, because he is heavily exhausted. Then suddnely...
"Gohan, why haven't you killed him yet?! I would have done it by now! If anything, I should have been sent out to fight him, and not some weakling like you!!!" Vegeta yelled out. Everyone was shocked by his rudeness, espically Tamera, who had not seen him act this way in four years.
Re-awakened evil!! The prince's dark side!!
"You're pathetic Gohan! You should have beaten him by now, even Tamera or Trunks could have beaten him, and they're just pathetic weak half breads!!" Vegeta yelled out at Gohan, angry at Gohan for not killing Dabura yet.
"...Love you too dad…" Trunks whispered to himself.
"Hmm...I think we have a new ally..." Dabura thought to himself. "Babbidi! Please bring back all of us to the space ship! I have a plan!” Not too long after he said that, the atmosphere turned back to normal and they were all back in the space ship. The door opened and Dabura ran right in while yelling "We have another ally waiting for you five, so get ready to die!!".
"Hey! Get back here you coward!!" Gohan yelled out, following him, but his arm was grabbed by Vegeta.
"I told you, you can't beat him! A true Sayian would have killed him immediately!" he yelled at him.
"Okay Vegeta, I wanna tell you something: YOU ARE A HUGE JERK. Like I'm not joking, a complete punk!" Tamera yelled at him.
"You little bit-" Vegeta said.
"No let me finish. First, you terrorize my home planet. Then, you push Freiza to his final form. Then, you run out in space and train when you KNOW you have a wife and one year old son. THEN, you don't save either of them when they were just about to die. THEN you go fight the androids ALONE and get your butt kicked by a girl. THEN you let Cell reach his final form. AND FINALLY, you throw a sissy-fit on Cell and almost kill Gohan. Not only that, you brag about being the Sayian prince, which no one cares about anymore, you constantly ignore your family, you constantly abuse you son, both future and present, you train 24/7, you make your own wife spend OVER 9000 dollars a month on grocery food (you need to get the joke) AND you love Justin Bieber. If there is one word for you: A COMPLETE PRICK. And get over being a prince, does it look like anyone even cares anymore?!" Tamera replied. Everyone was totally shocked by her statement and left Vegeta enraged for mocking him.
"Okay Dabura you're right. If he has done THAT many bad things, then I think we can posses him easily" Babbidi replied to Dabura from his room.
"Wait....when Dabura was leaving...he said he had an ally waiting for us five...but there are six of us here!" Trunks said out loud. "There's Goku, my dad, me, Tamera, Gohan, and SK...." (BTW, i listed then in order of strength back there).
"Hey...you're right...but maybe he just miscounted." Tamera replied, trying to hold back Vegeta's fists that were flying at her for mocking him.
"I don't care about that! I just wanna kill someone, and it's more than likely going to be Tamera!!!" Vegeta yelled out.
"Wait...what if...one of Babbidi's allies is among us...?" SK thought to himself. "Goku? No, he's too pure hearted. Gohan? I doubt it. Trunks? I haven't seen him do anything bad so far...Tamera? There's a possibility." Then he turned to Vegeta. "Oh no! It's....It's him! What if Babbidi is going to use his magic to posses Vegeta?! I mean, Tamera did list the horrible things he's done...it has to be!!".
"Okay, let's get this show on the road!!" Babbidi said from his room. Then focused his weird magic orb on Vegeta, and put his hands on it...then...he used his magic on Vegeta. Meanwhile in the other room, the others were waiting for the new ally to fight; unaware that he was among them, as Vegeta fell to the floor, screaming and yelling.
"Vegeta?! Vegeta what the heck is going on with you?!" Tamera yelled out, running over to him.
"Dad?! Dad!!" Trunks yelled.
"No..I was right! Babbidi is trying to possess Vegeta!!!" SK yelled out.
"WHAT?!" everyone screamed. Vegeta fell down on the floor, screaming and yelling, while gripping his head.
"Vegeta! Pull threw it! You're the Sayian Prince for goodness sake!! YOU NEED TO HEAR ME!!" SK yelled.
"No...You’re not the prince anymore! You're the king! Think of your family Vegeta! I take back everything I said!! YOU’RE THE KING OF SAYIANS!!" Tamera yelled. Then suddenly, Vegeta punched her right in the gut and knocked her out. Trunks immediately caught her gut punched body and tried to wake her up.
"Dad...what was that for?!" he yelled at him.
"Now...now were even!!!" he yelled. He then floated up, and went Super Sayian while yelling, trying to get Babbidi out of his mind...but it was too late...he already had an "M" on his forehead...he was already Majin.
"No...We were too late!!" SK yelled out. Suddenly, they were all teleported back to the fighting arena where the tournament previously was. Android 18 and Mr. Satan were fighting in a battle Royale.
"What the heck...?" Android 18 whispered.
"Kakarot...this is between me and you! No one else!!" Vegeta yelled out.
"What?!" Goku yelled (His Sayian name is Kakarot).
"Vegeta, kill the Supreme Kai and the Kern girl now!!" Babbidi yelled threw his magic orb.
"Not now! I'm busy!!!" Vegeta yells out back to him.
"No Vegeta I won't fight you! We need to kill Majin Buu while we have the chance!!" Goku yelled at him.
"Oh really? Well what if I did this?!" Vegeta yelled back him. Immedialty, he fired a Maxium Flasher at an area of people and killed them all. "If you want more bodies to hit the floor and you want more blood to pour then you fight me!!!"
"You...you monster!!!!!" Goku yelled. "Fine! We'll fight, as long as you kill no more!".
"Very well!" Vegeta replied. "Babbidi you freak! Take us back to the space ship!!!” Immediately, they were teleported back to the space ship, leaving everyone shocked by what had just happened. "Yes! We fight here and now!! Nothing is stopping us!".
"What's wrong with you people?! Do you know that the fate of the entire universe matters more than your useless little grudge?!" SK yelled at Vegeta.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Vegeta yelled, enraged and annoyed.
"Yes Vegeta! Kill them...kill the Kai and the Kern!!!" Babbidi yelled from his orb. Vegeta fell to his knees, gripping his head and grunting very suggestively.
"Babbidi's entered his mind..." SK said.
"No...I REFUSE!" he yelled.
"What?!" Babbidi asked.
"You're business with the Kai and Tamera...it means nothing to me! You may have invaded my mind and body...but there's one thing a Sayian always keeps! HIS PRIIIIIIIIDE!!" Vegeta yelled out. He fully got Babbidi out of his mind and was able to control his actions again.
"OF COURSE IT'S HIS PRIDE AS USUAL!" Tamera said, waking up.
"Tamera, Trunks, Gohan, SK!" Goku said, turning over to them. "You guys have to kill Babbidi right now! Leave Vegeta to me!"
"But Goku! He's so damn strong!!" Tamera yelled.
"GO NOW!!!" Goku yelled back at her.
"You better run...after Goku, Tamera, you'll be next for mocking me!!" Vegeta said, looking over at her. The four immediately ran into the space ship to fight Majin Buu.
The new threat! The demonous Buu!!
Future Trunks, Tamera, Gohan, and the Supreme Kai run as fast as they can to get to Buu in time to stop his resurrection. Meanwhile, Goku and Vegeta, now Majin Vegeta, were about to begin their fight.
"Please Vegeta; I don't wanna have to fight you! Everyone else needs us! SK, Tamera, Gohan, and your son! Do you want all of them to die just because you were so arrogant?!" Goku yelled at Vegeta.
"I don't care about any of them, not even my own son! I just want to kill you! I will rip you from the inside out and cut you piece by piece, just like you have done to my pride! And with this huge power boost, that will be easy!!" Vegeta yelled back.
"Wait...you mean you let yourself get possessed so that you can kill me?!" Goku yelled, shocked.
"Yes Kakarot! I knew of Babbidi's mind possessing skills and how much stronger it makes someone, so I let myself fall to it! I showed my arrogance and let Babbidi know my impure heart. While Tamera mocking me and saying my wrongs were not a part of the plan, it only made the chance of me being posses more likely!" Vegeta yelled back.
"But why Vegeta?! Why would you let your evil side take over you?! You know we have a very important mission!!!" Goku yelled.
"It's because...I was ashamed of myself for becoming soft...I was once the perfect warrior! Strong, ruthless, powerful, arrogant! Nothing got in my way, and anything that did would be crushed by my feet! Then...I began softing...when my future son came around...I began becoming softer and more caring towards my family...then I woke up...and realized that Earth wasn't so bad a place...I had a wife and a five year old son...I'm even worried about Gohan, Tamera, and Trunks having to go fight Majin Buu on their own! I hate myself for becoming soft, that's why I'm going to finish my greatest goal in life: Beating you and claiming my bloody victory by watching you die slowly and painfully at my feet!!" Vegeta ruthlessly replied...
"Vegeta...Well if that's the way you want it...then very well..." Goku replied, powering up to SSJ2.
"Ha! So you agree! Now Kakarot...the table is set, the knives and forks are in their proper places, the main course is freshly cooked, the lemonade is delicious and sweet, the toast is freshly toasted, and the salt and pepper are next to each other, AND THE WOMAN HAS MADE ME A SANDWICH! NOW LET US BEGIN!!!" Vegeta yelled, powering up to SSJ2 as well. Meanwhile, the other group has now just gotten to Majin Buu's little room...but they were too late, Buu was already being released...
"NO! We're too late!!!" Trunks yelled out.
"No...I won't sit back and watch my friends die while I act helpless! I WON'T WATCH ANYMORE! I feel it slipping...AND I WON'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE!!!!" Tamera screamed out, firing a Kamehameha right at the cocoon...but it didn't work in the slightest bit, among the smoke and rubble, the cocoon was fully intact, and Babbidi not hurt at all...and out of the egg...popped out an pink...fat...child-like...innocent looking...cute looking monster..?
"That's him? That's Majin Buu?! But he's so cute!!" Tamera said.
"No...Don’t let his looks trick you...he's pure evil, a simple minded monster..." Supreme Kai. “I remeber that stupid look on his face way to well...”
"Well he doesn't look tough to me!" Tamera replied right back.
"Buu free!! Buu free!!!" Majin Buu cheerfully replied. "Ooo! Pretty world! Pretty world!!”
"Hello Buu! I'm the one who freed you! Now you must listen to every order I give okay?!" Babbidi yelled out, but his words fell on death ears, as Majin Buu continued to prance around childishly. “Uhh Buu! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HELLO?! HEY!!!” but Buu didn’t listen, and kept looking around the new pretty world like a little kid.
Meanwhile, Goku and Vegeta were still battling to the death; both covered in blood and weak, but still had enough in them to fight.
“Vegeta, do you feel that power?!...It’s…its Buu!!” Goku yelled.
“I don’t care! Now fight me!” Vegeta yelled, getting Goku in a choke hold.
“Damn it Vegeta! If you don’t stop now, then everyone is going to get killed, even your son for god’s sake!” Goku screamed out.
“I don’t give a damn! Killing you is all I care about!! Now just die!!” Vegeta yelled back. He began harshly strangling Goku and he (Goku) began turning blue, although Goku broke free and punched him in the gut, almost knocking him out. Despite this, Vegeta fought back and the two punched, kicked, and sissy slapped each other everywhere, making more and more Sayian blood spill. Meanwhile, Babbidi has now taken control of Buu.
“Okay Buu, now remember, if you disobey me even ONCE, I will make you watch two girls one cup, okay?” Babbidi said.
“Buu understand!” Buu cheerfully said.
“Uhh Babbidi…” Dabura said.
“What’s wrong?” Babbidi replied.
“IS THIS SOME JOKE?! Is that really Majin Buu?! He looks like Patrick from Spongebob!!!” Dabura angrily said.
“…YOU DARE INSULT BUU?! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!” Buu screamed at him, throwing him at a mountain.
“OOO Buu! You’re even stronger than I remember! You made Dabura look like a week little child!!” Babbidi happily yelled. “Now go kill those four over there right now!! Beat them slowly and painfully, especially the one with the spiky white hair and the girl in the blue dress!!” Buu then walked over to fight them and kill them.
“OOO! Buu think you pretty!” he cheerfully said. “You in blue dress, you make Buu blush! You pretty!!” he said pointing to Tamera.
“You think…I’m pretty..?” Tamera nervously replied.
“Don’t listen to him Tamera, he’s probably just lying, we need to kill him now!” SK yelled.
“Fine! He doesn’t look thought anyway!!” she yelled. She then attacked him head on, laying punches and kicks on him everywhere. Despite this, Buu just stood there smiling. He then took out his hand and slapped her to the side.
“OH THAT’S HOW YOU WANNA PLAY?! Fine!” she yelled, powering up to SSJ2. She then attacked him again and punched a hole right threw his stomach; the unfortunate thing is that he regenerated. “OH THAT’S NOT FAIR!” she yelled.
“You mean to Buu! Buu hurt you!” he said, slapping her again.
“This freak is tough...” she thought to herself. Trunks then went to attack him, but no effect at all, as Majin Buu punched him in the gut and knocked him out.
“TRUNKS! You retarded piece of gum!” Tamera screamed out, attacking Buu once again. However, Buu was done playing with her, and fired a massive attack at her, knocking her out completely.
“STOP BEATING UP MY FRIENDS!!” Gohan screamed out, going SSJ2. He attacked Buu and fired huge energy blasts at him, leaving Buu with many holes in him. Despite it, he regenerated as usual. “Are you kidding me?! Regenerating is the cheapest ability in this show!!” he yelled out.
“YOU NO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!!!” Buu screamed, firing a powerful move called “Vaporize!” right at Gohan, and fired him right into the forest and left with only about 5% life left in him.
“GOHAN!!!!” everyone screamed out.
“No…you killed him! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED ONE OF MY CLOSESTS FRIENDS!! You…YOU WILL PAY SO DEARLY FOR THAT!!” Trunks yelled out, powering back up to SSJ2.
“Huh…Gohan..?! Where is he?!” Tamera said, waking up. “WHERE THE HELL IS GOHAN?!” Tamera screamed out.
“He’s dead.” Trunks quietly said.
“No…THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!! IT’S NOT TRUE!!” she yelled.
“I'm sorry Tamera…” SK said.
“You…sick...MONSTER!” Tamera yelled, powering back up to SSJ2.
“FINAL FLASH!!!!!” the two screamed, firing together right at Majin Buu, blowing off a part of his head.
“Yes...we got him!” Tamera happily said. But since regeneration is such a cheap move in this show, HE REGENRATES! “ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?!” Tamera angrily screams out. “This is madness!”
“Madness…..THIS…IS… SPAAAAAAAAAAARTA!!!” Buu screamed out, kicking both the half Saiyns in the gut, knocking them out. He then throws them right into the ground and almost kills them. He then turns his eye to Supreme Kai and punches him everywhere and takes care of them easily.
“Oh wow Buu! You took care of those three easily! Now let’s kill them, go kill the other two first, then we’ll save the best for last!!!” Babbidi yelled out. Then suddenly, a spear went right through Buu. It was from Dabura, who was previously thrown into a mountain.
“YOU MEANIE! Buu turn you into cookie!” Buu yelled, and lifting up his antenna, shot a beam at Dabura and turned him in a big yummy cookie and nommed him up, killing him, BUUUUUTTTTTTT this freed Piccolo, Android 15.2, and Krillin from their stone prisons, only to be stunned by Buu’s amazing power level.
“That…THAT POWER!!” Krillin yelled.
“IT’S OVA NIN THUSAND!!!” screamed 15.2
“Shut up 15 you can’t sense energy” said Piccolo.
“Yes I can, Krillin taught me.” 15 replied.
“IT DOESN’T MATTER! I'M GREEN…wait…that pink thing…what is that?!” Piccolo said, shocked. “Is that Majin Buu?!”
“No way! He looks so innocent! It can’t be!!” 15 yelled.
“Looks are deceiving 15…” said Krillin, horrified by his huge power.
Meanwhile, Vegeta and Goku were finishing up their fight.
“I’m sorry about all of this Kakarot, give me a sensu bean.” Said Vegeta.
“YOU DIDN’T SAY PLEASE!!” Goku cheerfully replied.
“-_-. Please give me a sensu bean.” Vegeta sarcastically said.
“Good!” Goku replied. But suddenly, while taking out the beans, Vegeta knocked Goku out.
“That’s what you get for making me say please”. Vegeta said, taking a bean for himself and eating it. “I can’t sense Kakarot’s son anymore…Gohan…I’m sorry… WAIT DID I ACTUALLY JUST SAY SORRY?!...Whatever, I have to go help out Trunks and Tamera! Their energies are fading fast!” Vegeta then flew down to the bloody battle site to save the Kern and his son. Meanwhile, Buu was beating the crud out of Tamera and Trunks and was about to kill them. That’s when Vegeta showed up just in time.
“V-Vegeta?!” Piccolo yelled, shocked by his power increase.
“BUU!” Vegeta screamed at him.
“Vegeta…?” Tamera weakly said.
“Dad?” Trunks said in a weak voice. Vegeta walked over to them and carried their weak beaten up bodies over to Piccolo.
“Take care of them” he said.
“Vegeta…I think I know what you’re going to do…” Piccolo said.
“Yup…” he quietly replied.
“..You’ll die you know…”
“Does it look like I care? But I have a question Piccolo…Will I see that clown Kakarot in otherworld?”
“..I’m not going to lie Vegeta, although the answer may be hard to face…….Ok, here it is: Goku dedicated his life to helping others, and as a reward, he got to keep his body in the otherworld…but Vegeta…you’ve dedicated your life to your own goals, not caring about your allies or family, as such, you will not receive same reward in the afterlife.”
“Hmm...Oh well, sucks for me…”
Then, Buu walked up to fight Vegeta.
“Go! Now!” Vegeta yelled. Piccolo then flew away carrying Trunks and Tamera. Krillin and 15 followed him.
“You stay! You fight Buu!” Buu yelled.
“YES! FIGHT ME! The others are no concern to you!!” Vegeta yelled. Suddenly, he began charging up huge amounts of his energy.
“So, what Buu turn you into? Ice Cream sandwich, cookie, or how about gram cracker?!” Buu yelled.
“You are a fool! I’m going to crush you, and throw you into the wind!” Vegeta began charging up more and more energy.
“Trunks, Bulma, I do this for you…and yes…even you..Kakarot…” Those were Vegeta’s very last thoughts…before letting all out of his energy into one big explosion, blow up Buu…and himself.
- If you don't get the HEY HEY LISTEN refrence, you have no childhood.
Bring out the bad news Goku! The sadness in innocent eyes!!
LAST TIME ON DRAGONBAALLLLL ZZZ!!! Vegeta blew up! NOW LET'S CONTINUE!
Piccolo, carring Trunks and Tamera's badly beaten bodies, flew as fast ass he could to escape the explosion Vegeta's just made. Luckily, he Krillin, and 15 got out of there just in time.
"V-Vegeta..." Krillin quietly whispered.
"I can't believe he actually did it...blow himself up..." 15 replied.
"You two" said Piccolo. "I want you to take these two (Trunks and Tamera) and get them to the lookout. "
"But.." 15 asked. "What about you?". Piccolo said nothing, and gave them a look telling them to hurry. Not too long after they left, he went over to the battle ground, where Vegeta blew himself up. He found a huge crater and no sign whatsoever of Majin Buu...or Vegeta.
"Vegeta...Thank you." Piccolo quietly whispered. He then heard moaning and gronning, and looked to see a half ripped up bloody alien monster.
"Please...h...help me..." the monster weakly said.
"..You must be the wizard Babbidi..." Piccolo replied.
"A common stranger knows...my name eh? That's...great..now shut up..and help me!!"
"...You're a pathetic being. For a being like you to actually be able to control Majin Buu is amazing...but your time is done..." but as Piccolo was about to kill him, he noticed a shadow over his head. "No...it's not possible!". He turned around, only to see blobs of pink forming together into one big blob...and then fully making Buu whole again. "How could he have survived that explosion?! It's impossible!!!".
"Buu back! Buu back!!" Majin Buu cheerfully yelled.
"Ha...now unless you want to end up dead...like that 15 year old from before...I suggest...running!!" Babbidi weakly yelled.
"WHAT?! You...you mean Gohan?! You killed him?!" Piccolo yelled, shocked beyond belief. "You...You monsters!!!". Relizing he stood no chance at all if these monsters actually killed Gohan, who was a lot stronger than him, Piccolo flew away. "Krillin! 15! We need to hurry as fast as we can! Majin Buu isn't dead yet!!" he yelled as he passed them.
"WHAT?! How is that possible?! That explosion could kill anyone, even Goku!" Krillin yelled back, shocked and afraid.
"He regenerated! We need to hurry to the lookout!!". Luckily, the group got to the lookout before Majin Buu could attack them. Meanwhile, Goku, who was knocked out by Vegeta, was waking up.
"Ugh...my head...wait..VEGETA?! Where the hell is he?!" Goku thought to himself. "I can't sense him or Gohan at all!! Maybe they just lowered their power level so that Majin Buu couldn't find them..." then Goku began thinking that they could be on the lookout. "Yeah, I'll try that place first." Goku thought to himself. He then imaged the look out in his head, and with his Instant Transmition ability, he teleported right to the lookout, were Dende had just healed Tamera and Trunks.
"G-Goku?!" Tamera cried out.
"Yup! That's me!!" he cheerfully yelled out.
"Hey, Vegeta really did a number on you..." Piccolo said.
"He sure did! Speaking of which, where is Vegeta? And Gohan for that matter?" Goku asked.
"...Goku...there's no easy way of saying this..." Piccolo said. "Goku...Vegeta and Gohan..are both dead..."
"You...you mean to tell me Majin Buu killed my dad?!" Trunks yelled out. He then began crying. "That...THAT MONSTER!!!!!!!" he screamed, going SSJ.
"Gohan...Vegeta..." Goku said, trying to control his immense anger.
"I can't believe their both dead..." Tamera said, starting to cry.
"Uhh guys I got some bad news...I think Bulma is about the eternal Dragon on earth." said Mr. Popo.
"Wait WHHAAATTT???!" everyone screamed.
"Yeah...you better hurry down there Goku!" Mr. Popo yelled.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY EARLIER?!" Goku yelled, and using instant transmission, teleported to the summoning sight, were Bulma has just wished for all the people Vegeta killed at the tournament to be brought back to life.
"So what should be our second wish..?" asked Yamcha, a friend of Bulma's.
"DON’T MAKE ANYMORE WISHES!!” Goku yelled as he teleported in.
"OH HAI GOKU!” Bulma cheerfully said.
"Hey Shenron, we’re not gonna grant another wish for now, so we’ll call you later!!” Goku cheerfully yelled.
"VERY WELL….” Shenron replied, going back into the dragon balls and scattering to the ends of earth once more.
"What the hell Goku?! We we’re gonna wish for Nimbus.69 to update this thing more often!!” Bulma angrily yelled.
"I’m sorry, but this is really important! We need to get to the lookout right now! Grab onto my arm and I’ll teleport us all there.” Goku said.
"Oh alright fine!” Bulma yelled back. Bulma grabbed onto Goku’s arm, with everyone else ( Trunks, Goten, Android 18, Master Roshi, ChiChi, Yamcha, Puar and Marron) and Goku then teleported to the look out with his friends.
“Hey guys…” Tamera quietly said.
"Hi Tamera! Hi Trunks!!” Bulma happily called out.
"Oh mama! Big me! Bigger me!!” Trunks (present day) cheerfully said.
“Hi Trunks!” Tamera cheerfully said. She ran over to him and played with him a little.
"Hi Tamera!!” Trunks cheerfully replied.
"TAMERA!” Goten cheerfully said, running over to her.
"Wow, you two have gotten big! Soon you’ll be bigger than me!!” Tamera said, having a little bit of sadness in her voice.
"Tamera, do you know where big bwother is?” Goten innocently asked. Tamera said nothing at all, and her only response was tears in her eyes. “Tamera…Why do you have little river in your eye?”
"Goten…” Tamera tearfully said, hugging him and crying.
"Tamera, the rivers from your eyes are getting me wet…”
"Guys…This isn’t easy to say…” Goku solemnly said. “Gohan and Vegeta…are both dead.” A wave of shock came over everyone. “Majin Buu…killed them both...”
"Ve....geta…” Bulma said, tears flowing out of her eyes. “NOOO! VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!” Bulma screamed, falling to her knees and crying. Chi Chi fainted from the shock of her son’s death, with Goten catching her.
"Mommy?! MOMMY!!” Goten yelled, trying to wake his mother up.
“Bulma, please, pull yourself together…” Yamcha said, comforting her.
"Mommy, where’s Daddy? And what does “dead” mean?” Trunks innocently asked.
"T...Trunks…” Bulma said, tightly hugging her five year old son.
"Mommy, what does being dead mean?!” Trunks said, starting to become sad.
"Trunks, when you’re dead, it means you go up to heaven...” Yamcha said.
"You mean…Daddy is in heaven..?” Trunks innocently said.
“Yes…”
“No…DADDY!!! DADDDDDYYYYYY!!!!” Trunks screamed out, now filled with tears. Meanwhile, Supreme Kai, who had shielded himself from the explosion Vegeta previously made, was barely alive, and as he was about to die, something suddenly healed him...it was Kibito, who had been wished back by the dragon balls.
"K…Kibito? Aren’t you supposed to be dead?!” SK yelled out.
"I’m not sure how, but I’m somehow alive again. But damn, Majin Buu did a number on you!” Kibito replied.
"That’s craz- WAIT GOHAN!! I can sense him…but barely!” SK yelled out. “We need to find him!!”
"You mean that sexy man?” Kibito replied.
"Kibito stop being gay already we have an important mission! Now let’s go look for him in that dark huge forest where no one is at all except for Gohan’s unconscious body that won’t wake up at the fell of anything in his mouth!!”.
"Mmm…” Kibito said in a very pedoish voice
"MY GOD KIBITO!”. After some time, they finally found Gohan’s battle beaten body in the forest, bloody and bruised.
“He’s still alive! We need to get him to the Kai’s planet and heal him!” SK yelled.
Aww but I wanna touch him in all the wrong areas!!” Kibito yelled.
“DAMN IT KIBITO YOU MAY NOT TOUCH HIM IN THE NAUGHTY AREAS! Now teleport us to the Kai’s planet!”
“GRR fine -_-“. The pedo-like man grabbed SK and Gohan’s arm and teleported with the both of them to the Kai’s planet, a beautiful planet with purple water and pure green grass and mountains and SQUIRELS!
“Okay, now can you please heal him Kibito?” SK asked.
“Very Well” he replied, putting his hands on his Gohan’s bloody back and healed him back to full health.
The world's most epic scream! Goku's amazing transformation!!
Meanwhile, Majin Buu was busy destroying cities and turning people into candy.
“Mmm! Humans yummy!!” he cheerfully yelled.
“Buu let’s hurry this up! I want to find that blasted Kern girl!” Babbidi yelled.
“But Kern girl pretty! Me no want to hurt pretty girl!” “ I don’t care! You do what I say or you watch two girls on cup!”
“You’re a meanie!!”
“I DON’T GIVE A FUC-“
MEANWHILE ON THE LOOKOUT…
“My god! He’s turning innocent people into candy!” Dende yelled.
“Are you serious?!” Tamera screamed.
“I’m not joking! All kinds of candy too! Sour patch kids, kit kat bars, recess pieces, twisters, and even chocolate!” “Chocolate? Did you say CHOCOLATE?!” Goku asked.
“He did, with and without nuts!” Tamera yelled back.
“Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLATE!!!!!” Goku screamed, going SSJ2
“The hell…?” Piccolo wondered.
“Ok enough real world jokes we have a huge problem!” Tamera yelled. “Majin Buu is aiming for West City next, and that’s where the Dragon Radar is! If he destroys West City, then the dragon radar is gone!!”
“Oh crap!! We need to stop him!” Goku yelled. “I have a plan! Tamera, you go to West City and get the dragon radar, I will stall Buu!”
“Got it!” Tamera cried. Immediately, the two of them flew off, Tamera headed for West City, and Goku headed for Majin Buu. Meanwhile, Majin Buu was headed toward West City, only to be stopped by Goku.
“Hey, you must be Majin Buu” Goku said very solemnly.
“Me Buu! Who you?” Buu childishly replied.
“My name is Son Goku.”
“Oh it’s YOU again. I'm surprised you’re perfectly fine after you’re fight with Vegeta” Babbidi sourly said (remember that Goku ate a sensu bean after the fight with Vegeta on the lookout). “Please Goku, join the dark side. It’s so much more fun than being good!! The entire universe would be at our feet, and you could gain whatever you wish for in seconds!”
“Sounds pretty lame.”
“Well you could either join the dark side OR you can tell me the location of that little Kern girl in the light blue dress.”
“I’d rather not do either, mostly because the dark side sounds boring and that Kern girl is one of my closest friends, so I won’t give you that info!”
“Okay Buu look for her around world!” Buu cheerfully said. “Now Buu gonna go blow the crap out of West City!”
“Oh I don’t think so! As a matter of fact, I want to show you some SSJ stages, starting with the basics.”
“Super…Sayijin..?” Buu innocently asked.
“Well, yeah that’s how we say it in the Japanese version of this show. But I’m gonna show you the stages!”
“Oh who cares?! I just wanna blow up stuff!! Majin Buu lets go! Buu?! Are you listening to me?! HEY HEY LISTEN LISTEN!!! HELLO?! HEY!” Babbidi yelled.
“I find it weird that you’re letting Babbidi take control of you. He’s so much weaker than you you know” Goku said.
“Don’t listen to him Buu! If you disobey me, not only will I make you watch two girls one cup, but I’ll seal you away! Now obey me!” Buu’s only reply was a mean face and a small growl.
“Let’s get this show on the road. First...” Goku said, powering up to SSJ1. “This is a Super Sayian, stage one. Now this!” he said, powering up to SSJ2. “Is what is known as a Super Sayian that has ascended PAST a Super Sayian…or, you can just call it a SSJ2.”
“Has he really found a way to surpass a Super Sayian? Is...Is that possible?!” Piccolo said, watching from the lookout.
“No, he has to be bluffing. I mean, what would that make him, double ascended?” Dende replied.
“And this…IS…TO GO…EVEN FURTHER…BEYOND!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” Goku screamed very loudly.
“His power! It’s…ITS ENORMUS!!” Trunks yelled from the lookout. Meanwhile…
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”Goku was literally screaming at the top of his lungs.
“What the hell?!” Tamera yelled while flying. “Is…is that Goku?!”
“It’s…unreal! How is he generating that much power?!?!” Piccolo yelled from the lookout
“Kick his @$$ dad!!!” Goten cheerfully yelled.
“GOTEN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE DAMN IT!!” ChiChi, slapping Goten.
Meanwhile…
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
20 MINUTES LATER…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
ANOTHER 20 MINUTES LATER…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Finally, after a VERY long time, Goku finally stopped screaming and showed his new SSJ transformation…a transformation with VERY long spiky golden hair and no eye brows.
“Sorry that took a little time” he solemnly said.
“A LITTLE?! You were screaming for practically fourty minutes!” Babbidi angrily yelled.
“Shut up you retarded lizard. Anyway, I like to call this (puts sunglasses on) A SSJ3..” Meanwhile Tamera has successfully landed at West City at Capsule Corp.
“OH HAI TAMERA!” Mrs. Briefs cheerfully said.
“Hello Mrs. Brief! I am going to need to find the dragon radar right now! Do you know where it is?” Tamera asked.
“Oh why ya in such a hurry? Why not has a little snack? I got sum chocolate ice cream in the Frieza!”
“Please Mrs. Briefs, I need it now!”
“OOO that’s such a shame! Well come on in! I think Bulma put it in her room.”
“Thanks a ton!” Tamera ran into the house and up to Bulma’s room, where she looked for some time. “Geez, were could it be?!” She checked under the bed and found a well hidden box. “Maybe it’s in here…” She opened the box and found a weird magazine. “The hell is this..?” She opened the magazine, only to see a picture of a naked woman posing for the camera. “OMG EW!!! VEGETA WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!” She immediately threw the book back in the box and put it back where she found it. “Note to self: never look under that bed again…” She eventually looked in a drawer and found it. “YES! Jack pot!” Tamera then flew back to the look out as fast as she could. “Good.She got it...” Goku quietly whispered.
“EXCUSE ME?!” Babbidi yelled.
“Oh nothing! Buu I'm gonna ask you again, why do you let that little lizard freak take control of you? Why not just leave him?”
“No Buu don’t listen to him! DO YOU WANT TO WATCH TWO GIRLS EATTING EACH OTHER’S POO?! HEY HEY LISTEN!”
“Well my time is done here!” Goku cheerfully said, powering down. “See ya!” He then teleported to were Tamera was, grabbed her arm, and teleported with her back to the look out.
“Well that was interesting… So Majin buu let’s go blow some stuff up!” but Buu did not reply. “Hey Buu are you listening?! BUU! LISTEN TO ME!! BUU! DON’T MAKE ME PULL A NAVI ON YOU!!”
“Hey Babbidi…Buu got a great idea!!!” Buu said, turning around.
“Oh you do? Well what stupid idea do you have in that pea brain of yours?” Buu reached his hand out and grabbed an extremely tight hold on Babbidi’s neck, begging to strangle him.
“What…What…the…hell…are you…doing...Buu?!” Babbidi weakly said.
“Babbidi teach Buu lots of things, but Buu think it time for Babbidi to go!” Buu evilly said.
“What?! You…you...can’t! I...freed…you..! You need…to…follow my…orders!”
“BYE BYE BABBIDI!!!!” Buu then punched Babbidi right in the face and blew his head clean off, causing blood and guts to rain everywhere. The torso that was left behind no longer moved and was covered in slummy purple blood. Buu threw the disgusting torso and blasted it into pieces. “YES! NO MORE BABBIDI! NO MORE NAVI!!!! W00T!” Buu then flew around and turned thousands of innocent people into candy. He then found a lot of cement and gathered it all up. With this cement, he made a small house that looked like a caterpillar.
“Oh my god, he killed his own master!” Dende yelled from the lookout.
“Seriously?!” Tamera yelled. “NOT JOKING!”
“Well since no one can control him now, I’m guessing that’s more of a bad thing…” Piccolo said.
“What a mind of a genius! Like we weren’t able to figure that one out!” Bulma rudely said. “ Silence Bulmoose.” Piccolo epically said.
“Oh shut it!” Bulma angrily replied.
“Okay both of you knock it off RIGHT NOW!” Tamera replied, getting angry. Then suddenly, a little woman named Fortuneteller Baba appeared on her crystal ball.
“Excuse me” she said “but Goku’s 24 hours is up.”
“What?! No way! I have at least 18 hours!!” Goku nervously replied.
“Nope, that SSJ3 transformation drained away all of your time. I'm sorry Goku. I will let you say your goodbyes but please make it quick.”
“Aw man, this stinks!” Goku then turned to his family. “I’m sorry about all of this you guys, but I have to go now.”
“But Daddy...” Goten sadly said.
“Hey Goten, I’m really sorry I have to go now. It was awesome being able to meet you.” Right after his father spoke these words, Goten began crying and ran up to Goku, hugging him and crying.
“Oh Goku…” ChiChi sadly said, also hugging her husband and crying.
“Everyone, please give me one last group hug” Goku asked. Right after he said that, he was engulfed in hugs and tears, just like he was when he came to the tournament. “Alright Goku, we need to go now.” Baba said.
“Okay, sorry I have to go so soon guys!” Goku said, having a few small rivers in his eyes. He then disappeared with Fortuneteller Baba, back to other world, leaving behind his family and friends, and also a few tears on the ground.
I kill no more! The good side of Buu!!
After Goku had gone into other world, he felt a strange power level nearby…a power level very similar to Gohan. “That’s weird...if Gohan is suppose to be dead…why does he feel so...so close?” Goku wondered. He decided to teleport to the location of where he felt Gohan’s “energy” and landed on a very strange beautiful planet, where he found SK, Kibito, and his son.
“D-Dad?!” Gohan happily said.
“Oh hey Gohan! Aren’t you supposed to be dead?”
“N-no…I was barely alive, but this pedoish man saved me in time!”
“Well, thank you Mr.Pedo!” “ HEY YOU SEXY MAN” Kibito replied, being his old pedo self.
“What the hell?” Goku asked out loud.
“I THINK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL: 3”
“…Okay..?”
“That’s enough Kibito. Anyway, I must say Goku, your son is much more powerful than we could possibly imagine! I mean, he seems strong enough to pull the Z-sword!!” SK proudly said.
“The Z-sword? You mean the sword over there?” Goku asked.
“Yup! That’s the one!”
“Are you sure it’s not the master sword?”
“No Dad, this isn’t The Legend of Zelda…” Gohan said, rather ashamed.
“Speaking of which, Gohan where did you get that crazy outfit? You look like that pedo man over there!” Goku asked.
“Oh yeah, Kibito wanted me to wear more revealing clothes, but SK didn’t like the idea, so he made me put on the Kai clothng…” Gohan said, embarrassed by his outfit.
“Yeah…you do look very retarded”
“Oh shut up. Well anyway, I need to go back to trying to yank out that sword in the ground”
“OHH MYYYY….” Kibito said in a pedo way.
“OMG KIBITO JUST SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!” SK yelled out.
“OOO you so mean!”
“Uhh can I go pull this thing now?” Gohan asked.
“Yeah sure go ahead, but I doubt you can. But after pulling it out, mind if I touch you?” Kibito asked.
“No Kibito you may not touch me…” Gohan replied. He then flew over to the sword, and grabbed a very tight hold of it. “Alright Gohan, make your father proud and pull this thing!” Gohan thought to himself. Putting all his energy into his hands, he powered up beyond belief. With this power in hand (literally) Gohan, with all his might, pulled the sword as hard as he could, the sword slowly slipped from its ground and then… with the power unraveling, the sword and all of its power was pulled from its pedestal.
“Alright Gohan!! You pulled a sword just like Link always does in those games!!” Goku cheerfully yelled.
‘He did it! He actually did it!!!” SK yelled.
“Damn this thing is heavy!” Gohan yelled, almost falling over from the extreme weight.
“Well Gohan, the sword is now in your full possession! With its power, you may be able to defeat Majin Buu!” Kibito yelled.
“Yeah, if I learn how to carry it! It’s so damn heavy!” Gohan replied.
“WELL GET USE TO IT OR I WILL TOUCH YOU IN NAUGHTY AREAS!!” Kibito yelled.
Meanwhile back on earth, Tamera was having a big thought on her mind.
“Tamera, are you okay?” Trunks asked her.
“It’s about Buu…it seems like he has a good side to him. I mean, he didn’t want to hurt me, but Babbidi made him. And it only seemed like he hurt others was because Babbidi told him to.”
“You think so?”
“Yeah…it’s extremely risky, but I might go try and find the good side in him. If not, then I’ll come back as fast as I can...”
“Tamera, what are you stupid?!” Piccolo yelled, over hearing their talk. “He’ll kill you, and because you’re a Kern, he’ll do it as soon as he can!”
"I very much am Piccolo THANK YOU VERY MUCH! But I need to give it a try! If not, we’ll never know if Buu truly has good in him…” Tamera nervously replied.
“Whatever, but if you die, then don’t blame us for warning you!”
“Alright, see ya later…”
“Tamera, if you find yourself in danger, please don’t take any risks. Get out of there as soon as you can okay?” Trunks said.
“Got it Trunks…” Tamera replied, flying off the lookout to go see Buu. She was incredibly worried, and inside knew he would kill her somehow, but she had to try anyway. After all, she wasn’t going just to find good in him; she was also looking for some weakness he had. But...Would it work…? Does a monster like that even have a weakness? At any rate, she knew she had to try. It didn’t matter to her if she died. She overall felt she was no use to the team other than healing anyway. And even that, she could only heal those with pure hearts and that was so limited. “Maybe their better off if I’m gone…” Tamera was lost in her own thoughts for the whole ride. “It doesn’t matter if you’re not happy; if everyone else is, then hide your pain and deal with it.” That’s the line she lived by. She felt that if everyone else was happy with her gone, then she would deal with it. She was so lost in thought that when she came to Buu’s hideout, she accidentally flew past it. Luckily, she stopped herself in time and flew down.
“Okay…here I go...” She slowly walked up to the hideout and gently knocked on the door. “H...Hello?”
“Who there?” Buu asked.
“It’s me Tamera, the girl in blue.”
“OOO you pretty girl from before!! Come in!” She slowly turned the knob and walked into an odd shaped house. It was grey all around: the walls, floors, and furniture were all a grey color.
“Hi pretty girl!” Buu yelled from the other room. He walked in, happy to see her.
“Hey Buu…” Tamera nervously said.
“How pretty girl today?”
“I guess I’m doing okay…”
“That good! You hungry? Buu bring you some food if you want!”
“No thank you Buu. I’m not the type of person who enjoys eating candy made from people.”
“Okay! Why you come over? You no afraid of Buu?”
“Well I honestly am terrified of you dearly because you nearly killed me. But I guess I came over…well…to hang out.”
“Why you scared of Buu?”
“Well...you nearly killed me, you killed my closest friend Gohan, you turned thousands of people in chocolate, you are extremely strong, and your big size makes it look like you eat whole planets.”
“You funny! Buu like you! Buu want you to be friend!!”
“You want me…to be your friend..?”
“Will you?”
“As long as you promise not to hurt me or try to eat me or kill me, okay?” “Okay! Buu want to play! Right now!!” “Play..?”
“Yes! We go play!!” Buu then childishly ran outside to go play with his new friend.
“Well…okay…” Tamera nervously replied. “Maybe if I play with him, I can find some weakness he has…” she thought to herself. She then ran after Buu to go “play” with him. Then, suddenly, a huge rumble like an earthquake erupted.
“Buu hungry!! Buu want food!” Buu yelled.
“Well, we can get Chinese food if you want.” Tamera said.
“No, Buu want candy! Buu want sweets!!!” Buu then flew away to a nearby city so fast that Tamera couldn’t see him.
“No…he’s gonna eat more people!!” Tamera said out loud. “But…if I try to go stop him, he’ll probably kill me…and besides, the majority of those people can likely be wished back with the Dragon Balls…I…guess I have to wait..”. About five minutes later, Buu returned, holding a badly injured puppy.
“This puppy no run from me!”
“Well the poor boy looks like he is injured very badly.” Tamera replied. She kneeled down, analyzing his leg. “Yep, this poor boy has a broken leg."
“Ooo?” Buu said. He then laid the puppy on the ground and used some strange magic. Immediately, the little puppy was up again, completely healed.
“Now you run from Buu, so that Buu can kill you!!!!!” Buu yelled. But the little puppy did not run. Instead, the dog jumped up on Buu and yelped, happy from Buu healing him.
“I…I think he likes you Buu!” Tamera said.
“He like me?” Buu replied.
“Yes, it looks like he likes you…just like how I like you now…” The small puppy jumped all over Buu, licking him and wagging his tail happily.
“Buu no want to kill you no more! Buu like puppy!!” Buu happily said. He then picked up the puppy and began hugging and cradling him. “Buu name you Bee!!”
“Hey Buu…” Tamera asked.
“Huh?” Buu said, looking up to her.
“I was just wondering…why…do you kill others?”
“Because Babbidi told Buu to.”
“Well...maybe you shouldn’t. See what happens when you help others and not hurt them?” She then crouched down and petted Bee, who was in Buu’s arms. “Look at Bee for example. You helped him instead of killing you, and look, he likes you!”
“…Is killing no nice?”
“Yes, killing is very wrong. It’s horrible act.”
“Okay…Then I kill no more!!”
“Really?!”
“Yes!! Buu want to make others happy!” Buu then walked up to Tamera and hugged her tightly, still holding onto Bee. Tamera then decided to hug him back.
“I can’t believe it…she actually got him to be good!” Piccolo yelled from the lookout.
“She did?!” Trunks responded, shocked.
“Yes…Buu has a good side to him…” Buu walked into his house with his new best friends, Tamera and Bee.
“Maybe Buu does have good in him…” Tamera thought. “Maybe he is a nice guy at heart…”
“Buu…promise me you won’t hurt anyone anymore, okay?”
“Buu promise with all his heart!” he cheerfully said.
Old Kai released! The powerful ceremony!
Meanwhile back on the planet of the Kai’s, Gohan was still training with the Z-sword.
“Oh my goodness! Look at this you guys!!” SK yelled, watching the world from his weird crystal orb thingy. “Tamera, the Kern girl, has befriended Buu and has convinced him to stop killing!”
“Are you serious?!” Gohan yelled, running over to him.
“Yes, look!” SK pointed to Buu and Tamera playing with Bee happily. “Buu himself even said he would “Kill no more”!”
“That’s great! That’s just great!” Goku happily cried out.
“Still though, he could very well betray us at any moment, so we should continue training just in case.” SK said.
“Yes, you have a good point Master.” Kibito replied. “Alright, Gohan we should we get back to your training now!”
“Right!” Gohan replied. Gohan got right back up and grabbed the sword and began his training once again.
“Hey I got an idea!!” SK yelled out.
“What is it?” Gohan asked. SK put his arm up and then summoned a strange block of metal in his hand.
“This is Kacheen, the hardest metal in the entire universe. Why not just throw it at the Z-sword and see how strong it REALLY is!”
“Uhh…why didn’t we just test it earlier?” Gohan replied.
“Because Nimbus.69 was too busy writing about Buu and Tamera.” “OKAY GO!!” He then threw the block RIGHT at Gohan. Gohan then got right into possession to slice the block. He sliced…but unfortunately, the sword, not the block, broke right in half, right in front of everyone.
“OH CRAP!” Goku yelled.
"NO!! THIS CANNOT BE!!!! KIBITO IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!” SK yelled.
“IT IS! IT IS HAPPENING!!!” he yelled back.
“Well…I guess it’s…the Z-dagger now!!” Gohan nervously yelled.
“Aww gosh man horrible pun!!” a random voice said.
“Wait who was that?!” SK said. They looked around, and behold, they found an extremely old man standing were the sword’s blade had fallen. “How the heck did you get here?!”
“Oh my! It’s so nice to FINALLY be out of that cramped sword!” the Old man said. “Oh hey, what’s up?” he said, turning to the others.
“THAT DOESN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION!! Who are you and why were you in that sword?!” SK yelled.
“Oh simple really. I was sealed in their by some punk because I touched his girlfriend’s chest. Simple really” the man replied.
“Eww! What’s wrong with you?!” “MANY THINGS YOUNG MAN!!” the man then turned to Gohan. “Excuse me, but were you the one who freed me?”
“Well yes, by accident honestly…” Gohan replied.
“Ahh thanks so much! I was stuck in there for forever!!!” the old man said. “I don’t have any sort of name, so you may call me Old Kai or Elder Kai. I also was once a Kai too you know!”
“Umm okay…?” Gohan replied.
“So wait a minute, if you were once a Kai, does that make you my ancestor?” SK asked.
“It sure does!” Old Kai replied. “I think I go back to roughly fifteen generations or maybe fourteen. Sixteen maybe?”
“YOU’RE THAT OLD?!” Goku yelled.
“HELL YEAH!!” Old Kai announced.
“Well I guess if we don’t have the Z-sword anymore, I think we’re all pretty much screwed” Kibito said.
“Oh that sucks!” Old Kai said. “But maybe I can help some way!”
“Are you sure? I mean, you’re super old!” Goku said.
“SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING THAT I’M OLD!!!!!!! I'M VERY POWERFUL YOU KNOW!!!!” Old Kai angrily replied.
“YES SIR!!” Goku said, now very afraid of the old man.
“Well…what can you do sir?” Gohan asked.
“Well I have the ability to unlock someone’s true potential, but that’s mainly it” he said.
“Well…I'm sorry but I don’t think we will need that ability” Gohan replied.
“Wait Gohan! Maybe we will!” Goku said.
“Why? I always thought my all hidden power was released when I went SSJ2 on Cell” Gohan replied.
“Nope, I still believe there is some in you! A lot honestly!!” Goku then turned to the Old Kai. “Old Kai, I need you to unlock the rest of Gohan’s hidden potential as soon as possible!”
“Well I won’t do it unless I get something in return!!” Old Kai yelled.
“Really? Hmm…” Goku thought for a quick second. “I know! My teacher, Master Roshi, has some sexy magazines of girls with huge double D’s! You want those?”
“Meh, I’ll pass. With my epic vision powers I can see girls stripping naked all I want!” Old Kai replied.
“Well…would you rather see a sexy earth woman naked?”
“HELL YEAH!!!”
“Then it’s settled! The old man will release Gohan’s hidden power and then he will see a hot woman naked!”
“But dad…who’s the girl who will do it?” Gohan asked.
“Umm…I was thinking Tamera” Goku replied.
“WHAT THE HELL MAN?! YOU’RE GONNA MAKE MY GIRLFRIEND STRIP FOR THIS OLD FREAK?!?!” Gohan screamed.
“Wait Tamera is your girlfriend?” Goku replied.
“Sort of! I mean, sometimes we go on little dates and we train together, so I guess so!”
“I thought she was with Future Trunks...”
“HE’S FROM ANOTHER TIME!!”
“Really? I thought she could go back with him and they could date each other.”
“No way! He’s like five or seven years older than her!!”
“I thought he was roughly 23 and she was like 18.”
“It’s all very confusing; anyway, I AM NOT LETTING YOU MAKE MY SORTA GIRLFRIEND STRIP FOR THIS GUY!!!”
“Then I’ll get Bulma to do it!”
“Vegeta will rip you limb from limb when he comes back to life if you do!!”
“But I’m stronger than him!!”
“FINE GET BULMA TO DO IT! Let’s just start this thing.”
“Finally, anyway, stand still and let me start” Old kai said. Gohan stood very still, and Old kai began dancing around him.
“Uhh…What the hell are you doing?” Gohan asked.
“Shut up and stay still! You need to stay in that position so that it works!”
“How long will it take?” Gohan asked.
“Meh, like ten hours for the first part” Old kai replied.
“TEN HOURS?!?” Gohan yelled. “Yeah, and then you need to stay completely still in a sitting position for like 20 hours or so”
“So it takes 30 hours just to unlock my power?!”
“YUP!”
- I'm going to clarify something so no more confusion is caused: F.Trunks went into the time chamber thingy twice, so while he was mentally 19 when he came back in time, he was physically 21 when he went back in time. Now Tamera was 13 when the Androids came and she went in the time chamber once, so while she is mentally 13, she is physically 14 when Cell is killed. Now since this fan fic takes place four years after Cell’s death, Trunks is 23 mentally, but 25 physically. In a similar case, Tamera is mentally 18 (she turned 18 before this began) but physically 19. I just want to clarify that. So they are maybe four or five years apart here. I know it’s very confusing XD
The evil of men! Buu’s darkness awakens!!
While Majin Buu was destroying earth when he was evil, two gunmen named Vant Zant and Smitty were out killing innocent people.
“Zant, why we gotta do this man?!” Smitty asked. Oh BTW Smitty is Irish.
“Well since Majin Buu is gonna destroy the world anyway, why not just kill people while we can?! Their all gonna die eventually anyway!” Zant replied.
“Yeah, but this is evil! It’s not nice killing people!”
“I don’t give a damn! Now you go shot that little innocent child over there!!”
“No Zant! That’s pure evil at its best!!”
“FINE I’LL DO IT!!” Right after yelling this, he shot a bullet right from his AK47 and hit that poor child in the head. The little boy’s body collapsed on the ground immediately and spewed bright red blood everywhere. Immediately, the mother came running towards her son and tried to wake him up, but to no avail. Zant then shot the mother threw the stomach and killed her.
“ZANT! You didn’t need to do that!!” Smitty yelled.
“Shut up you softie!! Keep that attitude and I’ll kill you too!” Zant yelled back.
“F…Fine…” The two headed back to the car and drove off to go kill more innocent people. Meanwhile at Buu’s house, Buu and Tamera were playing outside with Bee. Buu, Tamera, and Bee had all become very close friends and loved each other; Buu even shaped his house from a caterpillar to a puppy. Nothing could break them apart.
“Alright Bee! Catch the ball!!” Tamera cheerfully said, tossing the ball for Bee to catch. Right after she tossed it, Bee caught it right in his mouth and brought it over to Buu.
“Good boy puppy!!!” Buu happily said. “Buu love you Bee!! Buu love you and Tamera both!!”
Meanwhile, on the lookout, Piccolo was watching over them, smiling at Buu and Tamera’s friendship.
“I think Tamera has really gotten threw to Buu.” Dende said, also smiling.
“Buu certainly does have a good side to him. I’m glad Tamera befriended him.” Trunks said. “At first I was really worried for her, but she seems to be pulling threw just fine”
However, the friendship of Tamera, Buu, and Bee would be cut short by the two gunmen Vant Zant and Smitty from before. They were driving along the road and noticed a dog shaped house.
“The hell is that?” Vant asked.
“It looks like a strange house” Smitty replied.
“Well I’m gonna blow it up CUZ ITS NOT MY FAVORITE COLOR PINK!!!”
“WAIT! Isn’t that Majin Buu down there, the guy who’s been attacking earth this whole time?!” Smitty yelled, looking down at Buu and Tamera playing with Bee.
“So it is...Hey…I just got an awesome idea!!”
“What it is, young master?”
“Let’s go kill Majin Buu! So that way, we have the rest of our lives to kill people and not have to wait for Buu to destroy the world!”
“You crazy?! He’ll kill us!!”
“AW SHAT UP!!!” Zant then pulled out a huge bazooka and fired a gynormus missile right at the small house, blowing it up completely.
“What the hell?!” Tamera yelled, who just witnessed the house being totally destroyed.
“WHO DARE BLOW THE CRAP OUT OF BUU’S HOUSE?!” Buu screamed, getting angry.
“Hey Buu, is Bee okay?!” Tamera asked.
“Buu save Bee in time. Bee okay”
“Good…” Tamera and Buu (carrying Bee) flew up to see what blew up the house.
“W-W-What the hell…?!” Zant yelled, shocked by them actually floating.
“What the hell you disgusting freak?! Why would you blow up Buu’s house?!” Tamera yelled.
“I…I’m the freak?! You’re the one who’s floating!!! And why are you friends with that freak Buu?!” Zant yelled back at her.
“SHUT IT YOU AUSTRALIAN FREAK!” she screamed, slapping him right in the face.
“You little brat!!” Zant yelled, shooting wildly. She shot right at Tamera, Buu, and Bee with no end. Luckily, the bullets bounced right of Tamera, and they only went through Buu. But unfortunately, Bee had absolutely no protection what so ever. Once the bullets rang down, the two floated down and looked at Bee’s bloody body. The poor boy was shot everywhere, from tail to head. Blood spilled everywhere from the poor boy’s dead corpse and poured all over Buu and Tamera.
“Bee…he’s….”Tamera sadly spoke.
“Bee….my….puppy!! NO ONE EVER KILLS MY BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Buu screamed. Then suddenly, steam then began coming out of Buu’s head.
“What the hell?! Buu…what’s going on with you?!” Tamera yelled.
“You…run…NOW!” Buu yelled.
“But Buu, I can’t just leave you behind! I'm your friend-“
“GO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!” Buu screamed.
“YES SIR!” Tamera yelled, running away holding Bee’s dead body. “Buu are you sure you don’t want my help?!”
“RUN DAMN IT!!!!”
“OK I SEE THE POINT!!”
“What the hell is going on?!” Piccolo yelled from the lookout.
“Piccolo, what’s happening?!” Trunks yelled. “Is Tamera is danger?!”
“A man just killed Buu’s dog…and now...Buu is going through some process!!”
Meanwhile, the steam coming out of Buu was floating up and making a huge cloud of angry steam. Finally, after all the steam let out, it made a form…a thinner, grayish, angry looking sort of Buu was made.
“How the hell?!” Tamera yelled out.
“ME BUU….ME KILL YOU!!” The new buu yelled.
“What?! How are they both Buu?!” Tamera yelled.
“You no Buu…me Buu! I BUU! NOBODY ELSE IS BUU BUT ME!!” Buu screamed, attacking the new evil Buu. But the new Buu simply smacked him away. “YOU HURT BUU! YOU MEANIE!!” he screamed, attacking him with a “Vaporize!” attack. However, bad Buu smacked it away like a fly. “NOW…TRUE BUU’S TURN!!” Evil Buu yelled. He immediately, punches good Buu right in the face and almost knocked him out. Despite this, Buu still stood tall, refusing to give up. Good Buu then tried to fire a powerful energy beam at Bad Buu, but before he could, Bad Buu teleported right behind Tamera, knocked her out, grabbed her, teleported back in front of Buu and used Tamera’s unconscious body as a shield. Good Buu immediately stopped charging the attack and lowered his guard. Bad Buu used this chance and attack Good Buu, punching him right in the face and jaw.
“No one…ever…hurts…BUU’S FRIENDS!!!!” Buu screamed, attacking Bad Buu, punching him and kicking him everywhere. He then took Tamera’s unconscious body and put it to the side. Bad Buu however, immediately grabbed Good Buu by his cape and threw him into a mountain.
“What…WHAT IS THAT MONSTER?!” Piccolo yelled from the lookout.
“What’s happening?! Is Tamera in trouble?!” Trunks yelled.
“Apparently so! There’s a new pure evil Buu, and he’s actually beating Majin Buu!!”
“Wait there are TWO Buus?!”
“Apparently so…”
Meanwhile, Good Buu was standing no chance whatsoever against this new Buu.
“BUU TURN YOU INTO CANDY!!” the pink monster yelled, shooting a beam right at Bad Buu from his antenna. However, Bad Buu easily deflected it, hitting Good Buu and turning him into chocolate. He then picked up the chunk of chocolate and ate him.
“Oh my goodness! He actually ate himself!!” SK yelled, who was watching the whole thing from his planet. Meanwhile, the first part of the Gohan’s power awakening ceremony finished, and now it was time for part two.
“Okay Gohan, sit down” Old Kai said. Gohan sat down in Indian Style while Old kai sat down and held his arms out.
“So…now what?” Gohan asked.
“You sit like that for 20 hours. Simple really” Old Kai replied.
“Oh man…while I’m sitting like this, every one earth is in danger…I guess we can’t do anything else…” Gohan thought to himself.
Back on Earth, Buu was going threw another transformation. Tamera had just regained consciousness and witnessed this horrible transformation.
“What the hell is going on?! Where’s Good Buu?!” she yelled.
Buu was surrounded by steam, and after some time, the steam faded away, revealing a new, terrifying looking Buu. This Buu was very tall and thin and a pink color. He also had fingers and was pretty buff. His first act: turning into a pink liquid and shooting down Smitty’s throat. The more that went down, the fatter Smitty became. He blew up like a balloon…and popped like one.
“Buu…are you still in there…?” Tamera yelled. This new horrible evil looking Buu only stared at her with his cold red eyes, his *Sclera pure black and evil looking. Despite his cold stare at her, he merely turned his head away and flew off to go kill more innocent people.
“He…actually sparred me?” she wondered to herself. “But why? Aren’t I a Kern, a being able to seal him away? Why didn’t he see me as a huge threat and kill me then and there…? Maybe...since he absorbed Good Buu…maybe he has a little good inside him…” However, before she could do anything else, her injures made her slip into unconsciousness.
Sclera= the large white part of the eye that surrounds the pupil. In Buu’s case, it’s black.
The battle of future and present! Trunks VS Buu!!
"This new Buu is...beyond imagining…” Piccolo said on the lookout, horrified by the new Buu.
"I can sense him…its crazy!” Trunks replied.
“I don’t think this new form of Buu is actually beatable…” Dende solemnly said.
"I think so too Dende…” Piccolo replied. “Wait…he’s power…it’s…its coming closer to us!!!”
"What?!” Trunks cried out.
“He’s coming here!” Dende yelled.
"Piccolo, Dende! You need to get everyone out of here! I’ll hold off Buu!” Trunks yelled.
"Trunks what are you saying?! Tamera and Bulma would rip me limb from limb if you got killed!!” Piccolo replied.
"Tell her I’m really sorry about this…” he quietly replied with sadness in his voice. “Now go! There’s not much time!!”
"Very well…” said Piccolo, walking away. But he turned away for a quick second. “Be careful Trunks…if things get too dangerous, then get out of there as quickly as you can…”
"Alright…” Then, Buu came up onto the lookout, looking for some CANDY.
"Buu! You get out of here right now unless you want a beating from me!!!” Trunks yelled.
"Mmm…you foolish to fight me! Buu make sure you end up just like all other humans!!!” Buu evilly yelled.
"QUICKLY EVERYONE!!WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW!!” Piccolo yelled. He then led everyone away from the fight, but as they were escaping, Buu lifted up his antenna and shot at everyone. First Android 18 and her year old daughter Marron, then ChiChi, then present day Trunks, then Goten, then Yamcha, then his friend Puar, then Krillin, then Android 15.2, then Master Roshi, then Bulma, and finally Mr. Popo. Luckily, Piccolo DOOOOOOOOOOOOODGED in time from the beam. Unfortunately, everyone hit by the beam were all turned into chocolate.
You…YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!” Trunks yelled. He immediately powered up to his SSJ2 stage, sparking up a fire of extreme bright yellow aura of rage.
“You really thing you stand chance?! You must die!!” Buu yelled.
"I don’t care!!! You’re going to pay for killing my family and friends so dearly!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Trunks yelled, powering up even more. The entire lookout was practically shaking like a huge earthquake and was crumbling down.
"That’s enough! If you keep powering up Trunks, you’re going to complete destroy the lookout!!” Piccolo yelled.
"SHUT UP PICCOLO JUST SHUT UP!! I DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THIS GODDAMN LOOKOUT AT ALL!!!!” Trunks screamed.
"Yes Pickle man! Shut your mouth, this is between Buu and the fool!!” Buu yelled, appearing in front of Piccolo. He immediately punches Piccolo right in the gut and knocked him out, throwing him off the lookout.
"NO! PICCOLO!!” Trunks yelled. He then turned his head back to Buu. “Buu you sick bastard! YOU’LL PAY FOR ALL OF THIS!!” he screamed, still powering up beyond belief.
“You very powerful…very powerful…BUT NOTHING COMPARED TO BUU!!!” Buu screamed, punching Trunks right in the jaw. He then kicked him hard in the gut.
“Damn…this thing is fast!” Trunks thought to himself. “I don’t care how strong you are!! You’re paying for killing everyone!!!!!” Trunks kicked at Buu and punched him in the face, but to no avail, as Buu was fine. “What…What the hell are you?!” Trunks yelled.
“ME BUU!! ME KILL YOU!!!” Buu screamed, firing a beam straight threw Trunk’s arm. The wound it caused poured out with bright crimson blood on the bright white tilled floor, filling every crack with the Sayian blood. Trunks feel to his knees and coughed out blood, holding his bloody arm in pain and agony.
“Damn it…now I know how Gohan felt when Cell broke his arm…well then again I didn’t see it because I was dead by then…” Trunks thought to himself. “No, I won’t give in just yet!! I need to keep going! Dad would never run away! He would underestimate the opponent and almost killed…wait forget that last part. Just remember about him never running away.” Trunks thought to himself, getting up and continuing like his father or his mentor would.
“You done thinking to yourself?! Buu want to kill you!!!”
“No…I won’t give up now!! I won’t make my dad in otherworld disappointed!!” Trunks yelled, firing an attack with his arm (the one that was still usable) but the attack caused no damage whatsoever.
“Hehe…hehe…”
“What’s so funny?!” Unfortunately, right after he spoke those thing words, a strange blob of pink covered him completely. “What the fuc-“but before he could finish his cuss, he was fully swallowed in the pink gooey blob.
“YES ABSORBING FTW!!” Buu yelled. The pink blob then went over to Buu and covered his body fully. Then, his power began rising beyond belief. His body shaped began changing drastically. Not too long after absorbing Trunks, he revealed another form, one that looked very much like Trunks. All of Trunk’s power now belonged to Buu…
Mystic Form! The potential of Gohan awakens!!
“OH MY GOD! Buu…Buu just absorbed someone!!” Sk yelled from the Kai’s Planet, watching Buu with his crystal ball.
“WHAT?! Who?!” Gohan yelled.
“It was that boy Tamera really liked! It was the lavender haired kid!”
“TRUNKS?!” Goku yelled.
“Why is his name a type of underwear?” Kibito asked.
“Because Akira Toryiama has a sick mind. But are you serious he absorbed Trunks?!”
“Yes…no doubt about it…” Sk replied.
“Trunks…” Gohan sadly said.
“I wonder how Tamera will react to her boyfriend being absorbed…” Goku said.
“Dad I already told you: It’s a little weird to be dating someone from another time”
“You’re just jealous Gohan”
“I’M NOT JELOUS!!” Meanwhile back on Earth, Piccolo had just woken up after being knocked out by Buu and being thrown of the tower.
“Ugh…my epic pimp hand…WAIT! Trunks was just fighting Buu!!!” Piccolo yelled out. He flew all the way up the tower at full speed, only to find Buu eating chocolate and no sign of Trunks at all. Buu turned his head around completely and looked at Piccolo.
“You…you monster!!” The Namekian yelled. “What did you do to Trunks?!” “Buu absorb him. He now in Buu!!” the pink monster yelled.
“W-WHAT?!” Piccolo yelled. “You…YOU BASTARD!!” Buu’s only response was an evil chuckle. Then suddenly, Piccolo got an idea to totally shatter Buu. “Hey Buu…you still have a little of the original fat Majin Buu in you riiiiiiiiiiiight? So you must have his memories RIIIIIIIIIIGHT?”
“What is this Kingdom Hearts?! Just get to the point! And yes Buu has Buu’s memories”
“Well anyway, I’m sure you remember Tamera right? You know, the pretty girl in blue?”
“…Yes…”
“Well that guy you just absorbed, that guy is like her boyfriend and he means a lot to her”
“WHAT?!”
“Yup, and now when she finds out, she’s going to completely heartbroken and upset! See what you did to her Buu?!” With that, Piccolo flew off the lookout to go look for Tamera, leaving behind a completely upset Buu, grieving over what he had done to his best friend’s “boyfriend”. Meanwhile, Tamera was just waking up from her blow from Bad Buu (the thin grey one).
“Ugh my head…that little jerk!” Tamera thought to herself. “I’m so going to kick his ass when I see him!!” then she felt a very familiar power level. “Hey…it’s Piccolo!! Yep, it’s gotta be him!!” She then began flying towards his power and eventually caught up with him “Hey Piccolo!!”
“Tamera… I have some bad news…”
“Huh..? Wait, where is everyone? Where’s Trunks?!”
“I’m going to come right out with it: Everyone was turned into chocolate. As for Trunks, Buu absorbed him.”
“W-W-what did you just say?!”
“I’m very sorry Tamera…” Tamera feel down hard on her knees and began crying.
“I...I can’t believe it…he’s really gone…” Tamera then began sobbing even more. “I…I loved him…” she quietly said. Piccolo watched her crying, becoming very sad himself. He felt bad for all the things she had been put through during this time, like being beaten up by a zombie man, watching her friend Gohan die, her friend Buu becoming evil, and knowing her boyfriend was absorbed. Meanwhile on the Planet of the Kai’s, Gohan’s awakening ceremony was almost complete.
“I credit you for actually being able to stay in this position for so long, Gohan. I’m sure your entire body is completely asleep.” Said Old Kai. “And I'm really amazed at how you haven’t complained that you’ve had to piss!”
“Well now that you bring it up, I need to really badly pee. And honest, I actually did “bleed the lizard” accidentally like 15 hours ago or so.” Gohan replied.
“OOO that was that smell”
“May I please lick your pee Gohan?” Kibito said.
“…You already asked if you could like my nipples and I said no. Now you’re asking if you can drink my pee. What do you think I’m gonna say?”
"...No…”
“Yes! Right answer!”
“Damn…the Kern girl is really upset at what Buu did to Trunks…” SK said, watching her in his crystal ball.
“Yeah, she even said she loves him. SEE I TOLD YOU GOHAN!!” Goku yelled.
“NO! You can’t be in love with someone from another time! IT’S NOT FAIR!”
“You are so jealous Gohan!! I know it!!”
“I swear if I weren’t forced to be in this position for so long, I would so go over there and slap you in the face!”
“Alright settle down” SK said. “Ancestor, how much longer will it take for Gohan’s hidden power to be fully awoken?”
“Meh, roughly about 3 hours”
“Wow, time flies by really fast in this show!” Gohan said.
“Well Tamera did spend roughly two days with Buu, but Nimbus.69 skipped that time so this fan fic would go on.” Goku said.
“Can we please stop breaking the fourth wall already?” Old Kai said. “We’ve already broken it enough”
“But you’re breaking it right now…” Kibito replied.
“SHUT UP” Old Kai angrily replied. Meanwhile back on earth, Tamera was still grieving over the loss of not only her closest friend, but all her other friends.
“I can’t believe there all ready gone!!” She sadly cried. “Bulma, Goten, ChiChi…they were like family to me!!!”
“Tamera…please pull yourself together…” Piccolo said, trying to comfort her.
“I know Piccolo, but…Trunks…I loved him...”
“I know you did, and once we beat Buu, we’ll wish him back with the Namekian Dragon Balls okay?”
“Okay” Tamera quietly replied, getting up and whipping her tears. However, they could do anything else; they felt a huge power level flying towards them.
“No….it couldn’t be! It…it’s Buu!!” Tamera yelled. However, in the distance, they saw someone who looked an awful lot like Trunks.
“No, it’s Trunks! It has to be!!” Piccolo yelled.
“No…it can’t be him!! There’s something off about him...”
“What are you talking about Tamera?! It has to be him, I mean seriously! The hair points it out!”
“Damn it Piccolo! I think I recognize one of my closets friends!!” Tamera was right, because as soon as Buu touched the ground, he immediately punched Piccolo in the gut and badly hurt him.
“How dare you make Buu feel bad about his actions!!!!!” Buu screamed.
“BUU YOU LITTLE PRICK!” screamed Tamera, punching Buu in the face. “HOW DARE YOU ABOSORB ONE OF MY CLOSESTS FRIENDS EVER!!” Buu, un-phased by the attack, punched Tamera lightly in the gut and tried not to hurt her to hard.
“You call that a punch?! I CALL THAT A BABY SLAP!!” Tamera yelled, kicking Buu hard in the neck, trying to kill him. Buu did not flinch in the slightest bit. The only movement he made was sadness in his cold eyes.
“I see that fake sadness in your eyes! Your pretending to be sad so that you can get pity from me…well that’s not happening! You promised not to kill anymore, and now look at you! How could forget what you promised?! Don’t you remember the time we spent together with Bee?! You killed all of my friends and absorbed a person I loved so much!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE YOU FREAK! I HOPE YOU SUFFER A BRUTAL DEATH YOU DISGUSTING MONSTER!!”
“Oh my goodness Tamera…” Piccolo said.
“And one last thing- Buu, I hereby terminate our friendship!! FOR THE REST OF TIME, I REFUSE TO BE YOUR FRIEND!!” This totally shocked Buu beyond belief. His pupils turned from emotionless white to a bright killer bloody red. He was raised with anger and with that anger, punching Tamera right in her face, hard and angry. With his anger of her hatred exploding, he proceeded to punch and kick her everywhere, almost killing her. After sometime, he finally finished, leaving Tamera in a bloody mess.
“That’s enough Buu! You’ve done enough!!!” Piccolo yelled.
“YOU NO TELL BUU WHAT TO DO!!” Buu screamed. He went to attack Piccolo, but Piccolo was fast enough to grab Tamera’s body and fly away far enough, leaving behind Buu, who was still shocked at Tamera’s hatred, but in the mist of his rage, there was a pond of deep blue sadness; at one point, Tamera was the most important person to him. While it was such a short time, he cherished every single second of it like it was gold. He still remembered Bee, the young puppy they saved. He remembered them playing together with that little puppy, he remembered the times they ate together, he remembered when she took a bath with him (yes he and Tamera took bathes together…yes I'm also disturbed by this thought…) he remembered reforming his house to look more like a puppy like Bee was, he remembered the time they watched the movie “Tarzan”…He could never forget those loving moments. And deep down inside, he still cared for her, even after she betrayed him. Meanwhile, Piccolo found an abounded city which was attacked by Majin Buu.
“Good…if we hide our powers low enough, he shouldn’t be able to find us very well” he thought to himself. He found a small house that was fully intact. He went into the bedroom and placed Tamera’s body in the bed, hoping to hide her from Buu. “If anything, I should hide Tamera here until she’s better...” Meanwhile, on the Planet of the Kais, Gohan was still having his energy awakened.
“Hey, how’s Tamera and Piccolo doing? There both okay, right?” Gohan asked.
“Tamera was injured by Buu pretty roughly, but I think she’ll be okay.” SK said, watching over her in his crystal ball. “Ancestor, how much longer will this take? The earth really needs Gohan right now!!”
“Likely another five hours or so. I’m sure that Piccolo and the girl can hide for that amount time.” Old Kai said, reading a book.
“Ugh, this is no time to be reading a comic book!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!” Gohan yelled.
“Now now, this is no comic book! THIS IS A PORN MAGAZINE! THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!” Old Kai yelled.
“…You freaking pervert… you’re just like my friend Master Roshi…” Gohan said, annoyed. I’m too lazy to type anymore of the five hours of Gohan just sitting down and Tamera recovering. Eventually, Tamera woke up from her injuries.
“Hey Tamera, good to see your alive.” Said Piccolo.
“Ugh…where the hell am I, and where is that freak?!” Tamera asked, getting up.
“Calm down Tamera. I found a city that Majin Buu attacked. Luckily, I found this old house and put you in the bed. “Piccolo replied.
“Damn, how long have I been like this?”
“Roughly five hours, Buu did a hard number on you. I was afraid you would really be gone for good this time.”
“Oh please! There’s no way I would let some pink freak kill me!” she then began getting out of the bed weakly.
“Tamera get back in the bed! (That didn’t sound sexual at all) You’re very badly injured! The only thing you’ll do if you go fight Buu is get killed!”
“So? I have to at least try! I’d rather die a hero then hide like a baby!”She then flew as fast as she could to fight Buu, or at least make him good again. Piccolo flew right behind her, knowing that once she made her mind up, nothing could stop her. Eventually, Tamera found Buu eating a doggy leg.
“Hey there you gross piece of chewed up gum!!” Tamera yelled. Buu didn’t turn his head around at all.
“…Have you come here to hurt Buu even more..?” Buu quietly said.
“No I came to fight!! Now bring it on!!” Tamera yelled, going to attack. She punched him right in the back and then kicked him in the neck. She then punched him in the back of his head very hard and left a big dent in his head. However, Buu did not flinch in the slightest bit at any of these attacks. Meanwhile on the Planet of the Kais, Gohan’s full power was on the very verge of fully awakening.
“Ancestor, how much more time?! Tamera is fighting Buu while she’s injured!!” SK yelled.
“Roughly about five minutes! If she can hold on for that time, then we’re in luck now!” Old Kai said.
“♪ DON’T STOP THERE’S SO MUCH TO BE FOUND!♪” yelled Jimmykiller9, randomly running in and then running out.
“…Who the hell was that…?” Gohan asked.
“That was Jimmykiller9. He sometimes randomly runs through here and then runs out. Trust me it’s hilarious.” Kibito said.
“He looks a lot like Jeice, an Australian guy I fought on Namek years ago” Goku said.
“Yeah he does!” Gohan replied. “The Ginyu force dude right?”
“Yup, that’s the one!”
“...Interesting…” Old Kai said. “Let’s just continue with this, and we need to hurry!!”
“Right!” Gohan replied, sitting back down. “By the way SK, how is Tamera doing down there?”
“Not too well…” SK said.
“What?!”
“Looks like Buu is holding nothing back…and looks like he’s really trying to kill her this time”. It was true, because back down on earth, Buu was really trying to murder her.
“I’M NOT GOING TO LOSE TO A PIECE OF FREAKION GUM!!!!” Tamera yelled, powering up more and more. She continued laying her hardest blows on Buu, but to no avail, as Buu simply slapped her away into a building. She got up anyway thought and kept going, being repeatedly thrown to the side like nothing. Eventually, she got so weak that she could barely keep her balance. She eventually feel to her knees, unable to stand anymore. Buu then began walking over to her, ready to kill her.
“IT’S DONE!! THE CEREMONY IS COMPLETE! IT HAS BEEN 30 HOURS!!” Old Kai yelled.
“Yes!!” everyone else yelled.
“So now what?” Gohan asked. “I don’t feel anything...what if this was all just a waste of time?”
“Well, why not try going SSJ? Then your power will explode!!” Goku said.
“Well just relax. It’ll come to you” Old Kai said.
“All I have to do is become a SSJ…and believe…” Gohan said to himself.
“TRY BELIEVING SOME PLACE ELSE!” Old Kai yelled, but his words fell on totally death ears, because Gohan let out a powerful scream and completely shook the planet, blowing Old Kai far away and shocking everyone else. Gohan’s insane power could be felt everywhere. On the faraway planet Namek, in the otherworld, and on earth. Everywhere, Gohan’s extreme new hidden power that passed that of a SSJ3 was felt. Gohan eventually slowly powered down.
“Oh my goodness! That…was…AWESOME!!” Gohan yelled. “CHECK IT OUT DAD!”
“Wow Gohan, I never thought you could become so strong!” Goku said. “But you don’t look different at all! I didn’t think sitting so still for so long could do THAT much!”
“I’m the one who works SO hard to unlock his power and no one bothers to help me up, eh?” Old Kai said, getting up and dusted himself off.
“We need to get to earth right now! Tamera can hold off Buu for a short amount of time!” SK said.
“No SK, you need to stay here.” Kibito said. “You will only slow down Gohan in the fight. If anything, I should simply teleport with him there and then leave.”
“PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME WITH HIM” Gohan cried.
“Don’t worry Gohan! If he tries to molest you, you can simply rip his arms off okay?” SK said.
“Okay…”
“Now it’s time to go; Kibito will be taking you, okay Gohan?”
“Good luck Gohan!” Goku said.
“Thanks dad!”
“This is going to be the last time you’ll ever see me in person…until you make your journey to this world…” Goku said. “Are you ready to kick that guy’s butt?!”
“Yeah!” Gohan said. He then went up to his father and gave him a big hug. Goku then hugged him back and said…
“Okay, go be a hero now!” he said. Gohan then let go of his father and went over to Kibito.
“I’ll do my best dad!” Goku then gave him a thumb up, with Gohan doing the same. He and Kibito then teleported away to earth.
“Oh wow, he went without saying a goodbye or a thank you to me after all the work I did for him! That’s kids these days, no respect...” Old Kai grumbled to himself. Meanwhile on Earth, Gohan and Kibito have just landed.
“So…now you’re on your own…the lone Sayian...” Kibito said.
“Hey Kibito…” said Gohan. “ I need your help, I wanna change clothes… but I don’t have really what I want.” “My father is the greatest fighter, and I want to fight in the same clothing as him!’
“Of course, you’re very respectful.” Kibito replied.”Now tell me just what the outfit looked like. Like what color was it?”
“Umm…how about the one he was just wearing?” Right after that, Gohan’s outfit changed from the Kai clothing into the famous Orange and Blue outfit his father always wears. “That’s the one! Thanks Kibito!”
“No problem Gohan. Now remember, we expect great things to come from you, please don’t leave us and the rest of the world disappointed!”
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna start disappointing people now…” With that. Kibito then teleported away back to the planet of the kai’s.
“Alright…this is it…” Gohan then flew over to the fight, were Tamera was about to be killed by Buu.
“What...What IS that?!” she weakly said, sensing Gohan’s extreme power while was being brutally beaten up by Buu
“I have no idea! But it’s outrageously strong!!!” Piccolo yelled from the sidelines. “It may be a new enemy! Tamera, we need to escape right now!!” But it was no enemy; it was their greatest ally, the one who beat Cell with only one arm (SUCK IT CELL!), the son of Goku and ChiChi…the half breed Sayian, Son Gohan, with his new power.
“What?! I don’t believe it! IT’S GOKU!” Piccolo yelled.
“No it’s him!! IT’S GOHAN!!!” Tamera yelled. Gohan flew down on the battle ground, ready to fight Buu.
“Hey guys! What’s up?” he asked.
“Hi Gohan! What’s up?! We all thought you were dead!!” Tamera happily yelled.
“I would have been if it weren’t for SK and Kibito, but that’s all in the past” He then turned to Buu. “I think it’s time to focus on the here and now!”
“I’ve known you since you were a boy Gohan, but I barely recognize you!” Piccolo thought to himself. “Your face, it’s changed a bit and your power has increased beyond measure, but that’s it- it’s your attitude! It’s so different! You’re so…confinement…”
“Where’s everyone else?” Gohan asked,
“He killed them! Buu turned them into candy! He even absorbed my boyfriend!” Tamera yelled.
“What about Dende?” Gohan asked.
“Him too! ChiChi, Goten, everyone Gohan!!” Tamera yelled.
“Goten...Mother…and without Dende we can’t wish them back!” Gohan thought to himself. “Wait! I sense something…it’s faint, but I can still feel it…just, barely…”
He then walked up slowly and epically to Buu, ready to fight him.Buu let out a little smirk.
“So hotshot, you wish to fight Majin Buu?”
“..Fight you..? No, I wanna kill you...”
Gohan VS Buu!! The battle of the saga!
Gohan and Buu stared at each other for some time, and then Buu threw a very hard punch at Gohan. However, Gohan simply dodged the punch and kicked Buu hard in the gut.
“Holy crap! Did you see that Piccolo?!” Tamera yelled.
“Yes, but…but barely! He’s so fast!!” Piccolo replied. “Tamera! We need to escape while we can!” he then flew down Meanwhile, Buu was trying hard to hit Gohan, but no avail, as Gohan simply dodged every hit he threw at him.
“Now it’s my turn!!!” yelled Gohan, smacking him in the face. Buu was thrown into the mountain and was left with a huge mark on his face.
“Aww I’m sorry, did that hurt you?” Gohan asked. “Here, let me give you a big hug to show how sorry I am!!” he then flew at Buu and locked him in a bear hug, tightly squeezing the life out of Buu. Buu screamed out in extreme agony at the pain. Then, Gohan threw him on the ground and began firing harsh blasts at him, blowing off half of Buu’s arm.
“My goodness! He’s kicking his ass!!” Tamera yelled.
“Yes, he is…how did he get such power in only a few days..?!” Piccolo replied, amazed my Gohan’s new power. Gohan was busy totally owning Buu, punching, slapping, and kicking him everywhere. Buu then got in the air and attempted to fire at Gohan, although Gohan easily deflected it.
“Is that all you got?” he asked. “That’s pathetic beyond belief!” he then went down to Buu and punched him extremely hard in the gut…like REALLY hard. The result of this punch left Buu with his hand over his mouth, puking slightly.
“What is he doing..?” Tamera asked.
“It looks like he’s…puking? Just like Cell did years ago…” Piccolo replied. Buu held his hand close to his mouth, but more and more of his white puke was pouring out.
“Eww…that’s just disgusting…” Piccolo thought to himself. Buu feel to his knees and tried to hold back his puke, but to no avail, as the white stuff continuing pouring out of his mouth. Then, suddenly, something big came up to his throat and it came out of his mouth. Then he puked out a huge blob of white disgusting stuff, and in that white stuff….was Trunks, unconscious and badly injured.
“HOLY CRAP!! Is…is that TRUNKS?!” Tamera yelled.
“Yes it is…he puked him out, just like Cell puked out No.18 all those years ago…” Piccolo replied.
“Trunks unconscious and covered in white stuff….eww” Tamera said.
“OMG TAMERA GROSS!!” Piccolo yelled at her. Buu continued puking out more and more, until there was nothing left in him. Then, he suddenly began powering down back to the stage he was in before he absorbed Trunks.
“No…NO!!” Buu screamed. He attempted to absorb Trunks again, although Gohan stopped him in time and threw Buu right at a mountain. He then checked on Trunks.
“He’s in really bad shape and he has a huge wound in his arm, but he’s alive!!” Gohan yelled.
“Oh thank god…” Tamera said to herself. Gohan then turned over to Buu.
“You’re gonna pay for what you did to Trunks and everyone else, you freak!!!” Gohan yelled. He then flew over to Buu and punched him in the face, badly denting it.
“Hehehe….you think you win…but you have no idea what Buu can do….” Buu evilly said.
“Oh yeah right! You’re dead!!” Gohan yelled. But then, he noticed every single vein in Buu’s body pulsing. Buu’s power was highly rising. It was rising so high, that it felt like it was about to explode.
“No…he’s…HE’S GONNA BLOW!” Gohan screamed. Gohan then flew over to Trunk’s unconscious body and grabbed it, and then he grabbed Piccolo and Tamera and flew as fast as he could away from Buu. They had barely escaped from the explosion in time, but they somehow made it.
“Wow thanks a lot Gohan! How did you know he would blow himself up like that?” asked Tamera.
“…I’m not so sure he actually did…” Gohan replied.
“What?!” Tamera cried out. “But did you see that huge explosion?! I mean, look at that crater!!”
“No…it takes more than explosion like that to actually kill him…” Piccolo said. They found a safe area on a Cliffside, where they were able to rest for some time.
“So breaking the Z-sword was a miracle in itself wasn’t it?” Piccolo asked. Gohan was telling them of his adventures on the Planet of the Kais.
“Yup…” Gohan replied. “By the way, we’re going to need the Dragon Radar.” “Oh, well I had it but I gave it to Piccolo. Right?” Tamera said.
“Yes that’s right…but I think it’s in my other pants pocket…” Piccolo replied. “Only, it makes no difference guys! Dende’s gone remember?! The balls are inert.”
“That…didn’t sound sexually in any way whatsoever…” said Tamera.
“Wait a second; I think we’re jumping the gun a bit here.” Gohan said. “Do you feel that power? It’s faint, but it’s still there!” Piccolo then closed his eyes and sensed the faint level.
“Yes! Your right! I can feel it!! It’s Dende, that’s for sure!!”
(Now listen to this song while your reading this part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sgpq0vDLYQ&feature=related. I think it fits the moment)
“Oh that reminds me! Before we go out to find Dende” said Tamera. “I made something for everyone…” She then pulled small bracelets out of here pocket. “They’re luck charms. I made one for everyone and a color to match you all.”
“Oh, thanks a lot Tamera! When did you find the time to make these?” asked Gohan.
"Before the tournament began. I forgot to hand them out.” She replied. She gave one with a green charm to Piccolo, one with a yellow charm to Gohan, and one with a lavender charm to the still unconscious Trunks.
“Didn’t you make one for yourself?” asked Piccolo.
“Nope” Tamera replied. “The only luck charm I need is my pendent”. Piccolo smiled and said “Alright, let’s go find Dende now”. The three, with Tamera carrying Trunk’s unconscious body, went off to find Dende. (You can stop playing that song now). After a short flight, they eventually all found Dende hiding behind a rock.
“Hey Dende! It’s us!!” Tamera yelled.
“Tamera! Piccolo! And…wait is that Gohan?!” Dende yelled. “ Yup! Gohan’s alive!!” Tamera cheerfully yelled down. She, Piccolo, and Gohan slowly floated down to Dende.
“My goodness! Trunks is in terrible shape!!” Dende cried out.
“Yes, but he’s still alive! Can you heal him for us, please?!” Tamera asked.
“Sure. Just lay him down here” Dende replied. Tamera laid Trunk’s injured body on the ground. Dende then put his hands on Trunk’s chest, and with his powers, healed Trunks back to his full power.
“Ugh…where am I…?” Trunks asked, getting up and rubbing his head.
“Trunks! You’re okay!!!!” Tamera yelled, jumping up to Trunks and hugging him. “I was so worried!!!”
“Whoa Tamera!” Trunks cried out, hugging her back.
“I guess Tamera and Trunks really do have something special going on…” Gohan thought to himself. “I wonder if Trunks sees her as more than a friend…”
“Aww…” Dende said, smiling.
“Aww how cute!!” SK said, watching from his crystal orb.
“Hey, what’s going on down there?” Goku asked. “ Not kidding, Buu puked out Trunks and Trunks is alive and Tamera is happy!!”
“Aww, I knew they had something special going on! How cute…”
“You know, in case Gohan doesn’t win against Buu, I have another plan” said Old Kai.
“Oh you do?” Kibito asked.
“Yup, you see my earrings?” said Old Kai. “These are known as Potara Earrings and they can make a single being fuse into one!”
“Ooo!” said SK. “Hey Kibito, let’s fuse our bodies together without thinking of any possible side effects whatsoever!”
“….KAY.” replied Kibito. The two then put the earrings on.
“Oh by the way the effects are permanent!” yelled out Old Kai.
“Oh okay…” said SK. “WAIT WHAT?!” SK screamed, SK and Kibito’s bodies then flew right at each other and hit each other. Then, a huge burst of light emerged and a new being appeared.
“Oh wow! You two…merged into one!!” Goku yelled.
“HI! MY NAME IS!” the being sang
“What?” sang Goku.
“MY NAME IS”
“Who?”
“MY NAME IS…KIBITO KAI!” ♪
“YAY SLIM SHADY!!” Old Kai cried out, clapping his hands.
“So, if Gohan somehow fails, then I can just fuse with someone else?” asked Goku.
“Yup! But don’t forget: the effects are permanent!” Old kai said.
“But I’m dead! I can’t go back to earth…” Goku said.
“Yes…that’s true…” said KK. “But I doubt we will need to use that plan. I think sexy little Gohan down there will be fine.”
“So you still have the pedo mind of Kibito from before…” Goku said.
“YES I DO!” KK yelled.
“Creepy…” Old kai said. Meanwhile down on Earth, the group was busy talking.
“So what do you think Buu’s next move is?” asked Trunks.
“I’m guessing he’ll just destroy the Earth and the few people left on it” said Tamera.
“But what point is there in that? I mean, he’s practically killed everyone on the entire planet. Why would he blow it up just to kill us?” asked Dende.
“Buu is desperate to anything apparently…” Gohan said. “He was even willing to explode himself just too even damage me…”
“Good point…but I’m really nervous...” said Tamera. “When will we strike next…?”
“RIGHT NOW!!” an evil voice screamed. A huge pink blob suddenly swallowed up Gohan.
“OH CRAP! GOHAN!!” Tamera screamed. She ran to help him, although Piccolo grabbed her arm.
“Tamera, you going out there will only result your brutal death!” he yelled. The same pink blob that swallowed Gohan went back over to Buu, who was standing on a Cliffside. Then, Buu’s power raised beyond measure, beyond something they had ever felt. The nightmare that the others had feared had now happened…Son Gohan, the strongest warrior at this point, was now a part of Buu’s power…
Thank you Mr. Piccolo! The new power of Buu!!
“No…this isn’t happening! That did NOT just happen!!” screamed Tamera.
“It…it’s real..!” Piccolo yelled out. Buu let out an evil smirk and was now ready to kill everyone.
“NO!!! GOHAN WAS ABOSRBED BY BUU!!” yelled KK.
“No you’re joking!!!!” yelled Goku.
“I AM NOT KIDDNG!!” KK screamed.
“No…my son…” Goku thought to himself.
“What...can we do now…?” KK said.
Meanwhile on Earth, Majin Buu was ruthlessly beating down Trunks, Tamera, and Piccolo.
“This is the most fun Buu has ever had!!!!” Buu evily screamed, punching Trunks hard in the gut.
“This asshole…we…can’t win…we’re doomed…” Tamera thought to herself.
“He’s…unbeatable…” Trunks weakly said.
“YOUR TURN!!” Buu screamed. He then rushed at Piccolo and laid hard punches on him, almost killing him. “THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!!” he evilly screamed, murdering Piccolo more and more.
“Please…stop hurting... Mr. Piccolo…” Tamera weakly said, barley stand up.
“So you want Buu to kill you?!” Buu yelled. He threw Piccolo’s bloody body on the ground and went to attack Tamera. She immediately put her guard up, but to avail, as Buu punched her right in the face and broke her nose.
“LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!!” Trunks yelled, powering up and attacking Buu head on, only to be punched incredibly hard in the gut. Trunks flew back and coughed up blood and fell unconscious. Buu then flew over to him and began kicking and punching him everywhere.
“Please…leave them alone…” Tamera weakly said, somehow standing up.
“So you want go instead of them! VERY WELL! BUU KILL YOU!!” Buu screamed, attacking Tamera. He first kicked her in the gut, then he broke her arm, then punched her hard in the face, and finally topped it off by blasting her in the stomach, leaving her in a horrible bloody mess, to weak to move
“NOW BUU KILL YOU!!!” Buu screamed, firing an intense blast at her to kill her. The blast was about to hit her, when suddenly, someone shielded her from the blast and took the blow himself in order to save her. It couldn’t have been Trunks, because he was unconscious. It wasn’t Dende because he had to escape…it was Piccolo, who had once again sacrificed himself to save someone he saw like family.
“P-PICCOLO!!!!!!” screamed out Tamera. Piccolo was already being murdered by the blast before her scream could reach his ears. Finally, the blast died down, and Piccolo was left barely standing.
“Piccolo, why did you do that?! I’m no use! I deserve getting killed!!” Tamera cried out.
“Hey…n…no sweat kid…this isn’t the first time…I threw my life away to save a...kid…like you…” Piccolo weakly said. Piccolo then fell down onto the cold hard ground, making a lifeless thud. Tamera used the little power she had inher to walk over to him.
“Piccolo…you didn’t need to kill yourself…to save me!! What use am I?!” Tamera cried.
“Don’t go hard on yourself kid…” Piccolo weakly said. “You’re a nice kid…as a matter of fact, I sorta see you like my own daughter honestly, just like how I see Gohan as my son in a way…”
“Piccolo, hang on a little longer! We can get Dende to heal you!!” Tamera cried, starting to cry.
“I don’t think…there’s enough time for that…” “Now get out of here….Buu’s going to kill you…”
“No! I won’t leave you like this!!”
“Damn it kid! Don’t pull a Gohan on me…get out…while you can…”
“…Okay…if that’s what you want…”
“Thank you…Tamera…good……luck….” These were Piccolo’s very last words, before turning his head over and finally dying to his wounds.
“Goodbye… Mr. Piccolo…” Tamera sadly said, starting to cry even more. She then weakly flew over to Trunk’s unconscious body and carried it away.
“WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!” Buu screamed. He then tried to attack Tamera and Trunks head on, but then, something in him made him stop...Good Buu’s memories suddenly held him back. Good Buu still had dear memories of Tamera and Bee in him, and that’s what made Buu stop…but why were they acting up now..? Because at this point Buu knew that nothing could stop him from killing Tamera…
MEANEHILE ON THE PLANET OF THE KAIS…
“No…another ally is gone…” said KK.
“No…who is it this time…?” Goku asked.
“The green man…”
“Piccolo is dead?!”
“Yes…”
“What can we do now…? We’re doomed…”
“I…Have an idea that will work…” said Old Kai.
“What is it ancestor?” asked KK.
“I will give up the life left in me to resurrect Goku. Then he can go down to earth and fuse with someone.”
“WHAT?! No, you don’t need to ancestor!! Please!!”
“Silence KK…let the old give their lives up so that the young can live!”
“…If that’s what you want to do…then very well…” said Goku. “So how will we do this…?”
“…Bye…” Old Kai said, smiling. Then, suddenly, he closed his eyes and feel onto the ground, lifeless. Right after this, the small halo floating on Goku’s head vanished…he was alive once again, and would be able to travel to earth.
“…Thank you very much Old Kai…I promise I will not waste the life you have given me…” Goku solemnly said. He then bowed his head in honor of the sacrifice.
“WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?! HURRY UP AND FUSE DAMN IT!!” Old Kai screamed, getting up from the ground with a halo over his head.
“Wait how did you..?” Goku asked.
“If this is otherworld and I’m dead, THEN I HAVE A HALO AND I HAVE MY BODY!” he yelled. “NOW GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW!! And take these earrings!!” Old Kai yelled, tossing his earrings to Goku.
“Thanks so much!! See ya!” Goku cheerfully yelled, teleporting to where Tamera and Trunks were.
MEANWHILE IN THE OTHERWORLD CHECK-IN STATION
“So you think we should really send you down? I mean, Buu even beat Gohan! What makes you think you can?!” yelled King Yemma.
“Because he did not fight like a true Sayian would!!” a person yelled in a haughty arrogant voice. “I am the prince of Sayians, and I will NOT lose to that big bloated freak again!!”
“I’m not sure your body could take it…” King Yemma said.
“I don’t care!! I will NOT fall again!!”
“Very well…Fortuneteller Baba! Please send out friend here back down to earth!”
“B-b-b-but Majin Buu is down there!! You really expect me to go down THERE?!” yelled Baba.
“It will only take a second! Stop complaining!!” Yemma yelled back.
“Fine…” Baba grumbled. “C’mon Vegeta, let’s get this over with…”
“Finally! I can show that that freak NEVER messes with Prince Vegeta!” Vegeta yelled. YEAH…THAT’S RIGHT! VEGETA IS BACK IN BUSSINESS!!!!MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH…. Goku was now teleported to where Tamera and Trunks were, both of them very badly beaten.
“GOKU?!” Tamera yelled.
“Hi Tamera! Hi Trunks!!” Goku cried, being cheerful despite the horrible situation they were in.
“G…Goku…?” Trunks weakly said, before spitting out blood and passing out again.
“He’s in super bad shape…we need to find Dende!!” Tamera cried. “Wait Goku how are you alive?”
“Muffin button :3” Goku replied.
“…What?”
“Nothing, Anyway, we need Dende right now!! Let’s go look for him”
“Please do so…” Trunks barely said, once again coughing blood and falling unconscious. After sometime, the group finally found Dende.
“My gosh! Why does Trunks always almost die?!” Dende cried out.
“It’s Nimbus.69’s fault; she’s the one who writes this. But anyway, you have to heal Trunks now! He may not live if we don’t hurry!!” Tamera cried out.
“Right!” Dende replied. He put his green namekian hands on Trunk’s body and quickly healed him.
“I need to stop always getting beaten up…now I know how Krillin feels every saga…” said Trunks, getting up.
“Good to see your okay Trunks” Tamera said, smiling.
“Trunks, I wanted to ask you something very important.” said Goku.
“Sure, what is it?” Trunks replied.
“Well some old weirdo on another planet gave me these earrings to fuse with someone, so I was just wondering if you would want to fuse together”
“Well…sure I guess…”
“Great! Now put this earring on your left-“but just as Goku was about to finish this sentence, a very familiar power level popped up.
“Oh my god…” said Tamera.
“Is that…my…father?!” Trunks cried out.
“I….think it is!!” Goku cried. “B-but how can he be here?! He blew the crap out of himself!!”
“I know!” Tamera cried out. “Maybe he’s using that “come back to earth for a day ability” thing!”
“That’s it!! It has to be!” cried out Goku.
“By the way Goku…” said Tamera. “I made you a small luck charm…” She then pulled out a small charm bracelet with a little orange charm on it. “I made on for everyone, with everyone having their own colors.”
“Oh wow, these are adorable! Thanks Tamera!!” Goku cheerfully said, putting the bracelet on his arm.
“Hey, what about me? Am I not your friend?” Trunks jokingly asked.
“I gave you one when you were unconscious a while ago. Look on your arm.” Tamera replied.
“Oh wow, that’s pretty cute! I got a purple one!” Trunks said.
“Well, enough of this. We need to find Vegeta…if it’s really him we’re sensing” Goku said.
“Right!!” Tamera and Trunks replied, flying off with Goku.
Vegito! The potara fusion of Goku and Vegeta!!
Goku, Future Trunks, and Tamera flew over to the power level they were all sensing, when suddenly, something grabbed Tamera’s hair.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE?!” the grabber yelled. It was Buu, who was trying to once again kill Tamera.
"You punk!!” Tamera screamed. “Let go of my hair you disgusting freak!”
"NO! BUU KILL YOU NOW!!” Buu screamed, blasting her in her back, making Tamera yell out in agony.
"HURRY AND GET MY DAD GOKU! THERE ISN’T MUCH TIME!!” Trunks yelled, trying to help Tamera. Buu continued ripping at Tamera’s hair while Trunks was desperate trying to save her. Goku flew around looking for Vegeta, and found him flying over to Buu.
"Vegeta! I'm so glad I found you!! Listen, we need to do something very important!!” Goku cried out.
"Can it Kakarot. I didn’t come here to talk. I came to kill Majin Buu.” Vegeta solemnly said.
"But Vegeta! You have no idea how freaking strong he is!! He nearly killed both and Trunks and Tamera while they were at full power!” Goku cried out.
“I don’t care!! I will fight like a true Sayian, and if means dying like one, then so be it!!” Vegeta yelled, pushing Goku out of the way and heading towards the fight. He was too fast for Goku to stop, and once he got to the battle site, he found Majin Buu kneeing Trunks in the gut hard with Tamera lying unconscious on the sidelines.
"So that’s the form Buu took after he absorbed your kid, eh?” Vegeta asked. “He doesn’t look tough!”
"Vegeta, do you not see how bad of a shape Tamera and Trunks are in?! Even when they’re at full power, they can barely even touch Buu!!” Goku cried out.
"The only reason they couldn’t touch him was because they’re weak!” Vegeta yelled, powering up. “Now leave me alone!” he yelled, flying closer to Buu.
"Wait Vegeta! I have an idea that will surely work!” Goku said.
"What idea do you have in that pea brain mind of yours?” Vegeta asked.
"Well I got these really cool earrings that will make two people fuse into one, and I was thinking maybe we could try it!!”
"O RLY?! Yeah right! Fusing with you is the last thing I would ever want to do!!”
"Damn it Vegeta! It’s the only way! With our powers combined, nothing could stop us!!”
"I don’t care Kakarot! Fusing with you is as pathetic as planking! Now just shut up and let me fight this punk alone!!” Vegeta then flew over to Buu and punched him hard in the face, not leaving even a dent in him.
"OH HAI!” Buu said, throwing Trunk’s bloody body on the ground and fighting Vegeta. He had punched Vegeta in the face and badly damaged it, although Vegeta got back up and kicked Buu in the gut. However, Buu got back up and kicked Vegeta into a mountain.
"C’mon Vegeta! It’s the only way!!” Goku cried, flying down to Vegeta.
"I told you to keep out of my way!! I’m the Sayian prince, and I can fight him alone!!” Vegeta cried out.
"Damn it Vegeta! Wake up!! Majin Buu’s eaten everyone we care about! Everyone is gone, even Bulma and your young son Trunks!!” Goku yelled. A look of extreme shock and horror appeared on Vegeta’s face. “They’ve become part of Buu…they can’t even die!! I just thought the least we could do is put our differences aside, just this once, and really work together! We owe that to our teammates, out families Vegeta, our friends! Look, you’ve always talked about our Sayian race, how we’re the last of our mighty people…well it’s time to accept we’re starting a new race, one that can be just as strong, just as proud!! But not if we’re caught up in so much of our old birthrights to see what we have right now in front of us! We’ve lost our old race Vegeta…LET’S NOT LOSE THIS ONE TOO!” There was a brief moment of silence, which ended with Vegeta replying to Goku.
"Very well, give me the earring…”
"That’s more like it!” Goku replied. “Here, put this on your right ear and then we’ll fuse!” he said, tossing Vegeta the ear. Vegeta then put the earring on.
"Oh yeah by the way the effects are permanent!” Goku cheerfully said.
"WAIT WHAT?!” Vegeta yelled. The two Sayian’s bodies flew at each other and upon impact, created a huge burst of light. Buu was about to attack them, but was too late. A new being emerged, one who looked like both
Vegito
Goku and Vegeta.
"YEAH! That’s more like it!!” the new being cried out.
"What the hell?! Where did those two go?!” Buu yelled.
"What do you call a Goku and Vegeta? Hmm…Vegito sounds good!” the being, now named Vegito, announced.
"Humph, no matter. I can easily kill you two, or you, whatever you are!” Buu yelled out evilly.
"You’re wrong Buu…” said Vegito. “I’m destined to destroy you!” Then, Vegito began powering up immensely, leaving Buu shocked at his amazing power. Then, Vegito burst into SSJ mode, burning out and showing immense power.
"Call me Super Vegito!”
“Super Vegito? Really?!” Buu chuckled. “OH PLEASE! I doubt you’ll be more of a challenge than those two little weaklings over there!” he yelled, pointing at Trunks and Tamera.
"Hey, could you give me a second Buu?” Vegito said, flying down and picking up Trunks and Tamera’s unconscious bodies. He then flew over to Dende and laid the two bodies on the ground. “Heal ‘em for me, will ya Dende?"
“S-sure…” Dende timidly said.
"Thanks a lot Dende…” Vegito said, giving him a thumb up. He then flew back to Buu.
"Now, let’s continue this show. Where were we…?” Vegito said. “OH YEAH!” he flew over to Buu and punched him hard in the face, making Buu fly back and hold his face in pain.
"Why...you!!” he yelled, flying back at Vegito and kicking him in the arm, but Vegito did not flinch in the slightest bit.
“…You done?” Vegito asked, leaving Buu completely shocked. “Wait did you even do anything yet? I'm sorry!” “Please, take your time…” Buu flew back and was left totally shocked and horrified.
"MY TURN!” Vegito cheerfully said, punching Buu in the “dragon balls”, making Buu fall down in pain and whimper loudly and holding his crouch.
"You…little….punk!!” Buu screamed, flying up and trying to punch Vegito, although Vegito grabbed Buu’s fist and threw him at a mountain.
"Wow…that power…is intense!!” Tamera cried after being healed by Dende.
"Yeah, but it feels like my dad and Goku at the same time!” Trunks cried.
"Of course…they fused via those earrings!” Tamera cried out.
“What earrings?!” Dende asked.
“There called Potara earrings. They make two people fuse into one!” Tamera said.
“Oh wow…” said Dende. Meanwhile, Vegito was kicking Buu’s butt.
"Really Buu? Is this all you have to offer?” Vegito asked. “I'm very disappointed!”
"SHUT UP!!” Buu yelled, powering up.
"Buu, there is still time to change and become good! It’s not too late!!” Vegito cried.
"ME?! Become good?!” Buu cried out. “YEAH RIGHT!! How pathetic!!”
"Alright...” Vegito said. “But don’t say I didn’t ask!” he then began charging a powerful attack…the famous Kamehameha. He fired it at Buu and got a direct hit, badly injuring him, although Buu regenerated pretty easily.
"I’M GETTING ANNOYED NOW!!” Buu screamed, lifting up his antenna and firing a beam right at Vegito. The beam hit Vegito and turned him into candy.
“OH $#!T!!” Tamera screamed.
“No…” Trunks thought to himself. “Vegito’s gone…and that means any hope we had left is also gone...”
“OH YEAH! BUU ROCKS BUU ROCKS! AIN’T THAT SOMETHIN’?!” Buu screamed. “Hehe…now brag about how you will beat me. Oh yes! Tell me I’m cooked! That I’m finished now!!” but the little piece of candy he held in his hand suddenly began moving for some odd reason. And then Buu’s hand punched himself in the face, letting go of the piece of candy.
HE'S A PIECE OF CANDY...WOW...
"You shouldn’t hurt yourself like that!!” the piece of candy yelled.
"What the hell?!” Buu yelled. “You shouldn’t be alive!!"
"Oh my freaking god…” Tamera said.
“I can’t believe it! He’s candy and yet he can still fight…VEGITO IS A BOSS!!” Trunks cried.
"OOO but I am!!” Candy Vegito yelled to Buu. “I’m not any order piece of candy! I’m a jawbreaker, the strongest candy there is! And I’m chocolate flavored!! SUCK IT BUU! Try fighting me now!!"
“FIGHT YOU? NO, I WANNA EAT YOU!” Buu yelled, grabbing the candy. However, Vegito broke free and hit Buu in the gut.
“You’ll see it’s hard to hit something so fast and small Buu, but it’ not too late to give up now! I will let you live if you decide to be good!” Candy Vegito announced.
"I TOLD YOU BEING GOOD SUCKS!!” Buu screamed, trying to grab the candy. Candy Vegito quickly dodged though and hit him in the face.
"Now take this for size!” Candy Vegito cried. “PINBALL ATTACK!!” he yelled, hitting Buu everywhere, from head to toe Buu was bruised. But then, Buu grabbed Candy Vegito and got a tight hold.
"THANK YOU VEGITO I WILL EAT YOU WITHOUT HESITATION” Buu yelled, putting the candy in his mouth. However, the very minute he even lost a tiny bit of grip on Vegito, Vegito broke free and broke through the back of Buu’s mouth.
"That’s funny, I thought you wanted to eat me! I went right in your mouth…” Vegito said.
"SHUT UP!” Buu yelled, firing another beam at Vegito, turning him back into his normal form.
"Mommy…?” Vegito said after becoming normal. “Oh, I’m me again! Being a piece of candy wasn’t to fun...” Then suddenly, a big pink blob surrounded Vegito and swallowed him whole. Despite Vegito putting a shield around himself, he was still completely swallowed and was absorbed by Buu.
“NO! NOW HE’S REALLY GONE!!” Tamera screamed.
“No…Goku and my father are gone…” Trunks said. Buu then turned over to Tamera and Trunks.
“HE’S SPOTTED US!” Tamera yelled. “Dende, run as fast as you can!!!”
“Right!” Dende replied, flying away. Tamera then turned to Buu.
“I know we can’t beat you, but we need to try!!” Meanwhile inside Buu, Vegito has not been fully absorbed, he is just inside of Buu. While inside, he defuses and Goku and Vegeta become their own beings again.
“What the hell Kakaort?” Vegeta yelled. “How come you let us get absorbed?!”
“Hey I wasn’t in control! The potara earrings make their own being who is in control of himself. Don’t get mad at me!!”
“Whatever. Let’s just look for a way out and escape.”
“Well….before we do, why not look for Gohan in here? I mean, if Cell puked out Trunks awhile ago, I’m sure we can find Gohan alive in here.”
“Wait when did he puke out Trunks?”
“Well Buu absorbed him, and then when Gohan punched Buu so hard, Buu puked him out alive.”
“…Disturbing...”
“I know right? Well let’s just look for Gohan and get him outta here while we can!”
“Fine…” Meanwhile outside of Buu, Tamera and Trunks were still trying to fight Buu.
“We just can’t win…there’s no way…” Tamera thought to herself.
“What’s wrong?! You scared Tamera?!” Buu yelled, laughing at her as he punched her hard in the face.
“No way!!” she yelled, getting up. “I’d rather die a hero then run like a coward!!” she flew over to Buu and grabbed his leg, trying to at least cause some damage. Trunks then came in to help her by pulling at Buu’s antenna.
“Is that really all you got?! REALLY?!” Buu yelled, firing deadly blasts at both of them. Over time, he brutally beat them to a bloody pulp. While all of this was going on, Vegeta and Goku were wandering around inside Buu.
“Ugh, where is he?!” Goku cried. “I don’t get it! We’ve already been threw the stomach, the arms, and even the ball area, and we still can’t find him!”
“Don’t forget the bladder Kakarot. THE HORRIBLE BLADDER…” Vegeta said.
“Don’t remind me...” Eventually, they got up to Buu’s brain.
“Wow, this stupid being actually has a brain…incredible” Vegeta rudely said.
“Hey look weird pods!!” Goku cheerfully said. He then ran over to one of pod’s…only to find Gohan unconscious in it. “G-Gohan?!”
“Hmph, this is probably were he keeps his absorbed victims.” Vegeta said. “Let’s chop the pod down”
“You sure that’s a good idea..?” Goku asked. “Wait…how did he puke out Trunks if he was kept up here..?” Goku thought to himself. (HURRAY FOR PLOTHOLES!!)
“HELL YEAH!” Vegeta yelled, blasting right at the pod and destroying it. On the outside, Buu was about to kill the unconscious Tamera and Trunks, when he began screaming loud.
“The hell…?” Trunks weakly said, getting up.
“Oh wow, you feel his energy getting smaller?” Goku cheerfully said.
“Yup, at this level we can kill him easily” Vegeta said.
“But Vegeta, we can beat with only one technique…”
“Shut up Kakarot, I refuse to do it!”
“YOU DIDN’T EVEN HEAR ME OUT -_-“
“Lemme guess: It begins with an F and ends with an N”
“You read me like a book!”
“Have you ever even read a book before?”
“Nope!”
“Well whatever. Either way, SCREW THE EARRINGS I HAVE MONEY!”
“Hey…wait a minute…” Goku then began walking to another pod. “Is that the good fat Majin Buu?!”
“What?! How did he absorb himself?! THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE!!”
“Vegeta! If you keep breaking the fourth wall…IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“YES IT WILL BE….” said a deep devious voice. Goku and Vegeta turned around, only to see Buu forming behind them.
"HOW DID HE GET INTO HIS OWN HEAD?!” Goku cried.
"Simple! The fourth wall is the only barrier to stop me from coming in here, and since you have now shattered it, I can enter at will!!”
"NOO!!! VEGETA YOU’VE KILLED US ALL!!” Goku cried out, falling to his knees. “WHY VEGETA WHY?!"
"Shut up Kakarot! We need to fight this guy!!” Vegeta yelled.
"Oh yeah!” Goku cheerfully said. He then powered up to his SSJ2 stage. “Now let’s fight!” Vegeta then powered up as well, attacking Buu head on, although Buu easily slapped him away.
“Well, this guy is stronger than he looks!” Vegeta yelled, punching Buu in the stomach, slightly grazing him. However, Buu grabbed a tight hold of Vegeta’s leg and threw him across the area and hit him against a wall.
“Vegeta!!” Goku yelled. “You’ll pay for that!” Goku then attacked Buu head on, laying punches everywhere. But Buu was barely affected in the slightest bit, and he grabbed a tight hold of Goku’s leg and punched Goku right in his crotch and threw him on the ground.
"OMG MY DRAGON BALLS!!! OOO DEAR KAMI!!!!” Goku screamed.
“SIR, YOU’VE JUST BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS” SSJ4 Vegito yelled, running in and then running out.
"I LOVE THAT SHOW!” Goku weakly yelled. “BUT WHY DO THE WIKI USERS ALWAYS COME UP AT THE RANDOMEST MOMMENTS?!”
"Hey! If anyone’s gonna squish Kakarot’s baby sack, IT’S GONNA BE ME!!” Vegeta yelled, powering up. He then attacked Buu by kicking him in the neck and firing energy beams at him, although it did not work at all, and Buu threw Vegeta at the pod that Good Buu was kept in. Then, Buu picked up Goku’s body and prepared to kill him, when suddenly…
"HEY BUU!” Vegeta yelled, grabbing onto Good Buu’s pod. “You won’t want me to rip this out WOULD YOU?!”
"NO! YOU CAN’T!!” Buu screamed. “IF YOU DO, I WON’T BE ME ANYMORE!!”
"Oh really?” Vegeta said. He then slowly began pulling at the pod. “The truth is splattered on the wall Majin Buu!!”
"NO PLEASE!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!” Buu yelled. He then flew over to Vegeta and tried to kill him, but it was too late…Vegeta had ripped the pod out, and Good Buu was freed from his prison. Majin Buu then began screaming hard and loud, and then melted into the ground completely.
“Quick! We need to escape!!” Vegeta yelled.
"R-right!” Goku replied, grabbing Gohan’s pod and flying away. Vegeta followed right after him.
"We need to get out of here somehow…we can either take two doors: the mouth or the “back door”, if you know what I mean” Goku said.
"I’d rather go out the front then the back…”Vegeta replied, somewhat grossed out.
"I agree…” Goku replied. “Let’s just blast a hole in him and makes this story shorter”
"DAMN IT STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL OR I WILL KILL YOU OFF!!” Nimbus.69 yelled from her computer.
"YES MA’AM!” Goku and Vegeta said.
“KAAAMMMEEEEE……HAAAAMMEEEEHHHHAAAAAAA!!!” Goku screamed, firing the legendary Kamehameha wave right at the wall and blasted a small hole right through Buu’s head.
“NOW GO!! CHARGE!!” Goku yelled, grabbing Vegeta and Gohan and flying as fast he could. It all paid in the end, because they successfully got out of Buu safely and got back to their original sizes.
“Oh no…” Vegeta said, looking down at Tamera and Trunk’s bloody bodies
“Oh no! TAMERA! TRUNKS!!” Goku cried out. “Here, hold him!” he said, tossing Gohan’s unconscious body to Vegeta. He then flew down to the bodies. “Trunks! Tamera! Can you hear me?! C’MON WAKE UP!’
"Hi…Goku….” Tamera weakly said.
"Tamera, what did Buu do to you?!”
A lot…trust me…” she then slipped back into unconsciousness.
"Tamera!!” Goku cried. He checked both of their pulses. “They’re both alive, but barely! We need Dende now!!”
"DENDE GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!” Vegeta yelled. “IF YOU DON’T I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!” Dende flew over there as quickly as he could.
"WHY DO TRUNKS AND TAMERA ALWAYS ALMOST DIE?!” Dende cried out, healing both of them.
"Hey, check out Buu” Trunks said, looking over at Buu, who was transforming and waving his arms around. “It looks like he’s transforming!”
"Into a better dancer hopefully…” Goku whispered to Tamera.
"No…he’s…transforming…into his original…state..” KK said, watching once again in his crystal orb.
"Is that a bad thing?” asked Old Kai.
"Yes it’s a horrible thing!!”
Meanwhile on Earth, Majin Buu was transforming into a smaller, less threatening form.
"Hey…why is his power level rising?!” Tamera cried.
“Your right! It’s beyond measure!!” Trunks cried.
Goodbye Earth! The new horrible Buu!!
“That’s weird….how is his power rising if we ripped Gohan and Good Buu’s pods from him?!” Goku cried.
“I’m sure it’ll be fine…” Vegeta said, also very nervous about the transformation.
“No….I remember this form…not even Gohan will be able to defeat him…” KK said, falling to his knees.
“Oh don’t talk like that!” said Old Kai. “I’m sure Gohan will be able to beat him with some help.” Meanwhile, Buu continued to shrink and shrink, and while he was getting smaller, his power was going through the roof and beyond. Finally, this new form revealed itself: a smaller looking Buu, almost like a kid version of him.
“He shrunk…and you two were so scared!” Vegeta said, chuckling.
“I still am…I mean, his power is huge…” Trunks said.
“Yeah…” said Dende. This new Buu stood like a statue, not making any sort of movement whatsoever. Then, he suddenly let out a gigantic scream that shook the entire earth, burnt down all the trees and made the volcanoes of the world explode.
“Oh geez! What’s his problem?!” Tamera yelled, holding her ears.
“Someone did have their Happy-Os this morning!” Goku yelled, also holding his ears. Buu eventually finally stopped screaming and looked over to the group. He charged up a huge energy ball and threw it right at the Earth.
“No! HE’S GONNA DESTROY THE PLANET!!” Goku yelled. “Everyone grab onto me!!!” Vegeta (holding the unconscious Gohan), Trunks, Tamera, and Dende all grabbed on as tightly as they could onto Goku. The ball at Buu fired at the planet hit the ground and exploded, making a gigantic explosion that was going to completely the Earth. The energy from it was getting bigger and rounder and covering more and more of the planet.
“No…I can’t teleport! I can’t concentrate enough!!” Goku cried.
“We’re doomed!!” Tamera yelled.
“This is it!!” Trunks cried. Then suddenly, KK appeared right before Goku to help.
“KIBITO KAI!” Goku cried.
“QUICK GOKU! GRAB MY HAND!!” KK cried. He held his hand out to Goku and Goku grabbed it as hard as he could. KK then put his fingers to his forehead, and was able to teleport away in time. The explosion completely obliterated Earth and Buu along with her, leaving nothing but debris behind. The group successfully teleported to the planet of the Kais safely.
“No…the Earth is gone…” Trunks said.
“I can’t believe it…” Tamera said.
“Well at least Buu is gone. And we can wish the Earth back, right?” Goku said.
“Yeah, I guess you can” Vegeta said.
“Wait what do you mean by wish it back?” KK asked.
“Well there are these orbs known as “Dragon Balls” said Goku. “If you gather all seven, then you get two free wishes!”
"Sooo you have to find a dragon and use its balls and you get a wish?” KK asked.
“No…just no…” Goku said.
“Wait…” said Tamera. “If the earth is gone…then aren’t the Dragon Balls as well?”
“Crap, you’re right...” Trunks said .
“Wait, we still have the Dragon Balls on Namek, right?” Dende asked.
“Yes! You’re right!” Vegeta cried.
“NOW WAIT A MINUTE!” Old Kai cried. “Now I know just what the Dragon Balls are, and using them in this case just isn’t proper! Using those Balls on a place that’s not there home planet could upset the natural evolution!!”
“Don’t cha thing you’re being alittle…well…strict?” Goku asked.
“Excuse me?” Old Kai replied.
“After all, the earth has some very beautiful women on it. There’s a certain one I'm thinking of. REMEMBER UR REWARD FUR HELPING GOHAN????” Old Kai’s face lit up. “OOO! You mean that one!”
“That’s right! The one you get to see naked”
“OLD KAI GETTING HORNY NOW! But didn’t she die when the earth exploded?”
“Yes she did, but we can wish her back and everyone else with the Dragon Balls!!”
“Hey, Kakarot…” Vegeta said. “You won’t happen to be talking about Bulma right?”
“Um well…”
“OH YOU ARE AREN’T YOU?! YOU IDIOT HOW COULD YOU?! DON’T YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF SENSE AT ALL?! LET HIM SEE YOUR WOMAN!!!!!!”
“But she’s not nearly as hot as Bulma is, see?! IT’S A COMPLIMENT! She’s also flat chested…”
“Oh crap!” KK yelled. “Look, Buu is reforming!!”
“WHAT?!” everyone yelled.
“Yes, look!!” KK cried. Threw his blue crystal, he saw chunks of pink coming together and making a figure of a small being.
“OH COMMON! Regeneration is such a cheap ability!!” Tamera cried. “It’s not fair!!”
“If he can survive an explosion like that…” Trunks said. “Then I doubt there’s any way we can beat him…”
“Well, there’s one way…” KK said.
“Which is?” Goku asked, “The Dragon’s Pearl… if Majin Buu is obliterated into pieces, then the pearl, if it’s summoned by a Kern, will be able to lock him away for all time…if the pearl had been summoned during that explosion, then Majin Buu would already be gone…”
“Tamera…aren’t you a Kern?” Trunks asked.
“…Yes…” she quietly replied.
“You brat!” Vegeta yelled, grabbing her by her ponytail. “Why haven’t you summoned it yet?! If you had already, then this would all be over!!!”
“Hey, leave her alone Dad.” Trunks said. “She hasn’t enough time yet.”
"Yes she has!” Vegeta yelled, letting her go and tossing her away. “She had plenty of time when she was “befriended” fatty Buu! If she wasn’t so stupid, she would have summoned it!!”
"Shut up Vegeta just shut up!!!” Tamera yelled, smacking him across the face.
"DID YOU JUST SMACK ME?!” Vegeta yelled.
"Yes I did, and you deserved it!” Tamera cried. Then suddenly, a huge power level appeared behind them…it was Buu, now Kid Buu.
"No, it’s him!!” Goku cried. “KK, Dende, Old Kai, get out of here right now!”
"Right! We’ll teleport far away enough!” KK said, grabbing Dende and Old Kai and teleporting away to a far away planet.
"Alright, let’s do this!” Goku said, turning to Buu. He went up to Buu and attempted to fire a beam of energy at him, although it did not cause the least bit of damage.
Farewell Tamera! The tears of the future!
While Goku and Buu were fighting, Tamera had a huge thought on her mind.
“I need to summon it…but I don’t want to make Trunks upset, because I won’t have a body then…and if I don’t have a body…I can’t come back to life…” she thought to herself.
“Maybe…they’re better off without me…”
“Tamera…are you okay?” Trunks asked.
“No I’m not…the Dragon’s Pearl… I need to summon it…” Tamera responded.
“You should have summoned it by now you little brat!” Vegeta yelled. “Honestly! If you had we wouldn’t be in this situation!”
“Father please, leave her alone.” Trunks said. “She’s struggling inside…”
“She should be! We would be better off without her anyway…”
“Fine…” Tamera said. “If that’s the way you want it…” she then flew off with tears in her eyes.
“Damn it Father!” Trunks yelled, flying off to find her.
“Hmph, we’re better off without those two anyway…” Vegeta thought to himself.
“Damn it, were could she be?!” Trunks thought to himself, flying around the planet looking for her. Meanwhile, Tamera had just found what looked like a huge gigantic tree trunk, hollow on the inside with plenty of room.
“Good…I can pray for the pearl in here and hide from Buu at the same time…” she thought to herself.
“Vegeta, where’s Tamera and Trunks?!” Goku yelled from his fight with Buu.
“The two ran off somewhere! They’re probably touching each other…” Vegeta replied.
“So the cub was separated from the pack eh?!” Buu thought to himself. “This is a good time to stop her from making that stupid pearl!!!” Then Buu began flying to where he sensed Tamera’s energy.
“No…he’s trying to find Tamera!” Goku said to himself. Meanwhile, Trunks has now found the location Tamera was in.
“Hey Tamera!” he cried out. “Listen, we need to get back right now. If we don’t something bad is going to happen to you-“but before he could finish his sentence, something horrible did happen…something Trunks will never forget…Kid Buu appeared right behind Tamera with a sword…and stabbed her right threw her back.
“NO! TAMERA!!” Trunks yelled, running over to help her. Kid Buu pulled the sword out of her back and then walked away, not smiling or laughing, but with a sad solemn face. Tamera sat in place, with blood flowing out of the wound.
“You’ll be….better off now….Trunks…” Tamera weakly said, collapsing into his arms. Her body than began somewhat glowing, starting with her legs.
“Tamera, you can’t die yet!!” Trunks cried. Tears then began streaming down his cheeks and onto the grassy ground.
“No…I'm going away at my own will...Because I absoutely refused to let Buu get his way..." Tamera said.
“Please, don’t leave me yet! I'm begging you!”
"I'm doing what I'm destinted to do...disappear and turn into the pearl…I'm so sorry it had to end this way Trunks…but…I’m happy…I was…able…to summon the pearl…and save everyone…especially you…”
“Tamera…” tears were constantly streaming down his checks.
“I’d rather die…then let…Buu have his way…and Vegeta even said…I’m no use...”
“No, my father is just an ass…”
“Glad you see it my way…” Then suddenly, what looked like ice began slowly covering Tamera’s legs.
“It’s too late…to undo what has been done…” Tamera weakly said. “But we can’t let Buu win…we just can’t…”
There was a brief moment of silence…
“Goodbye…Trunks…I’m happy…I got to meet you….and I’m even happier…you where here for me when my time was done…my only regret…I won’t be able to watch the present day you…grow up to become an amazing person like you…”'
“Tamera…” She then weakly put her hand on his wet cheek.
“Please...dont ever forget that…” The tears that were streaming down Trunk’s checks started flooding out even more when Tamera’s hand feel lifelessly from his face.
“NO!” he then caught her cold hand with his own. “Tamera!! I don't want you to leave yet!" That was when Tamera finally breathed her final breath, and it is said that everyone in the universe was able to feel what felt like a soft wind on their necks the very second she exhaled for the last time. The ice that had covered her legs then completely covered her body and began glowing. Her body then completely began glowing brightly, making Trunks have to shield his eyes from the brightness. Then, the glow faded away. Trunks opened his eyes again, only to see the glow disappear. The only thing left of her was the pearl from her necklace glowing and the red ribbon she always wore in her hair. Indeed, Tamera had given up her body to make the pearl appear, knowing it was her destiny to disappear and to die in Trunk’s arms. Trunks then picked up the pearl.
“Tamera…” he softly said, crying even more and clutching his teeth in anger. Then Goku flew in.
“Where is she?! What did Buu do to Tamera?!” Goku cried.
“…He killed her…her body disappeared…the only thing left behind is the pearl…” Trunks said threw his tears.
“No…that sick monster…” Goku said, starting to have tears in his eyes.
“Buu…I won’t ever forgive you for THIS!!” Trunks screamed, getting up and powering up, going SSJ2.
- You know, this is really the only scene that really points out the Trunks X Tamera "couple". To support this more, Trunks was originally going to go SSJ3 from watching his friend die, but the scene is cheesy enough. Sorry I had to kill her off like that, but I really tried to bring out emotion and really make you feel bad for the two, as they really did not deserve what they got. And something I wanted to point out: Buu stabbing Tamera was what actually made the death go threw. If she wasn't actually stabbed, then she would turn into the pearl perfectly fine. I think even when she had died, she had done enough for the ability to actually work and to go threw. YAY FOR PEARLS :D
The final battle! Goku VS Buu!!
Goku flew out of the tree stump and found Buu lying down in a field of grass.
“Buu you sick monster! How could you?!” he cried. “Why would you murder Tamera right in front of her boyfriend?!”
“Me Buu…ME KILL YOU!!” Buu screamed, flying over to Goku and punching him hard in the face.
“I think I’ll need everything I got to kill this guy…” Goku thought to himself. He then let out a huge scream and became SSJ3.
“So, that’s the SSJ3 transformation, eh?” Vegeta thought to himself. “Get that hair under control dude…” Then, the unconscious Gohan woke up.
“What happened…where am I?” he weakly said.
“It’s a very long story. But long story short: you’re on the Planet of the Kais. Tamera is also dead.” Vegeta said.
“Tamera’s dead?!” Gohan cried.
“Yup, I felt energy fall completely and I knew Buu got to her.”'
“How do you know?! You haven’t seen her body yet!!” He then flew over to where he felt Trunk’s energy, only to find Trunks crying.
“He murdered her…she disappeared into the Dragon’s Pearl…” Trunks said.
“The sick monster…how could he?! THAT SON OF A B*TCH!”
“I know…and I had to watch it all…he’ll pay…dearly…”
Meanwhile, Goku was in a fierce battle against Kid Buu. The two were constantly laying punches and kicks on each other and blasting each other.
“What IS this thing?!” Goku thought to himself. Goku was quickly running out of his energy and was becoming tired. Buu simply laughed as he brutally beat up Goku as Vegeta was watching.
“I don’t think even Kakarot can defeat this monster…” Vegeta thought to himself.Goku decided to fire a massive attack at Kid Buu in order to even damage him in the slightest bit. However, nothing worked at all, and Buu was still standing tall.
“No…nothing will work…he’s unbeatable…” Goku thought to himself. “But I still have to try!!!” Trunks and Gohan flew over to where Vegeta was watching the fight.
“Where have you been?” he asked Trunks.
“Watching Buu slaughter Tamera…”
“Sucks for you.”
“I know” Goku was still trying to stand his ground against Buu, but nothing was working at all.
“Wait…I have a plan…” Vegeta said.
“Really?!” Gohan cried.
“Yes, but you two are going to need to hold off Buu for some time. Think you can do that?”
“Sure! Let’s hope we don’t die…” Trunks said.
“Alright” Vegeta turned to Goku. “Kakarot I have a plan! Get over here!!”
“Not now Vegeta, I’m pretty busy!” Goku cried, getting punched in the face after he said this.
“DAMN IT KAKAROT IT’S GONNA WORK I KNOW IT WILL!!” Vegeta yelled.
“Fine…” Goku said, powering down and flying over to Vegeta.
“Now hold Buu off you two!!” Vegeta yelled at Gohan and Trunks.
“RIGHT!” the two replied, flying off to fight Buu.
“So, what’s your plan?” Goku asked.
“Kakarot…how many times have you saved the earth before?” Vegeta asked.
“How many…? Oh I don’t know, let me think…Once from the RRA, once from King Piccolo…”
“Alright I get it…but I think now is the time for Earth to learn how to defend itself!”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
“The spirit bomb Kakarot! It’s the only attack that can obliterate Kid Buu enough so that the pearl thing can lock him away”
“THE SPIRIT BOMB?! B-B-But we don’t have enough en energy here! Tamera’s dead so we can’t get anything from her, and if we take energy from Gohan and Trunks, then they won’t have enough to fight Buu and he’ll kill them!”
“I know that you idiot! And I know just what to do!”
“Well what, Mr. Genius?”
“We wish back the planet Earth with the Namek Balls, and with the next wish, we wish everyone killed by Buu back to life, and they give us energy needed for the bomb!”
“That’s an amazing idea Vegeta!! But will we use for the third wish?”
“I was hoping we could wish for a body for Tamera to return to when she gets wished back.”
“Alright!” Goku then began telepathically contacting Dende. “Hey Dende!”
“G-Goku?!” Dende cried out.“Hey listen, you need to teleport to the Planet Namek and awaken the Dragon!” Goku said.
“Umm okay!” Dende said.“KK, can you please teleport us to the Planet Namek?”
“Well, sure!” KK replied. He grabbed Old Kai and Dende and then teleported away to Namek
"Dende?! Is that you?!” Mori, a village elder, cried out.
“M-Mori?! Is it you?!” Dende replied.
“Dende!! It is you!!!”
“Mori!! It’s great to see you again!!”
“Umm I hate to interrupt your nice reunion but we have a job to do!!” KK cried out.
“Oh yes!! Mori, we need the Dragon Balls right now! It’s very important!!”
“Yes, we felt a major disturbance on Earth. We had a feeling we would see you sometime during it.” Mori then turned over to the village. “Please, Cargo, bring us the Dragon Balls from the main house!”
“Yes Elder!” Cargo replied, running into the house and getting all seven of the balls.
“TOKOPATA PORUNGA!” Dende cried out. Immediately, a huge gush of light busted out of the balls and formed the legendary Dragon Porunga.
“I AM THE LEGENDARY DRAGON OF DREAMS PORUNGA…I SHALL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES, AS LONG AS THEY ARE IN MY POWER”
“Alright” Dende then turned to the crystal orb. “Vegeta, what is your first wish?!”
“The first wish: Wish back the planet Earth!” Vegeta cried.
“TOKOPATA PORUNGA! PLONE EARTH, ESH NUCK UP A CA!”
“VERY WELL….” And in the debris of Earth from before, a new Earth was created in its place.“I HAVE SUCCESFULLY RESTORED EARTH TO THAT WAY IT WAS BEFORE IT EXPLODED”
“Vegeta! The planet Earth is now restored!” Dende cried out into the crystal orb.
“Good! Now wish back everyone killed on the morning of the World Tournament!” Vegeta yelled.
“Wait…can the dragon wish back more than one person Mori?” Dende asked.
“HELLZ YEAH!!” Mori epically said.
“YES! Okay let’s do it-“
“WAIT!” Vegeta yelled. “I refuse to see the disgusting faces of Babbidi and Dabura again! DON’T WISH THEM BACK!”
“Umm okay?” Dende then turned to the dragon. “Now how should I word this…?” “PORUNGA! PO CASA MO HEGA, TYE LA TUNKA!”
“VERY WELL…” Porunga’s eyes then began glowing, and all the good people of the Earth were brought back to life.“I HAVE BROUGHT BACK THE GOOD PEOPLE OF EARTH. THE ONES OF PURE EVIL HAVE NOT WISHED BACK”
“Awesome!” Dende then ran to the orb. “Vegeta, the good people of Earth are alive! The very bad ones aren’t!”
“Good!” Vegeta cried.
“V-V-VEGTA!! LOOK! YOUR HALO!” Goku cried.
“What about it?” Vegeta asked.
“It’s gone! You’re alive!”
“I am?!”
“Since all the bad people weren’t wished back, I guess you’re a good guy!”
“HOWEVER...” The dragon said.
“What’s wrong?” Dende asked.
“THE KERN GIRL, TAMERA, CAN NOT BE BROUGHT BACK, BECAUSE SHE HAS NO BODY TO RETURN TO…”
“WHAT?!” Trunks cried while he was fighting Buu, getting punched in the face before he could fully finish his sentence.
“I’M VERY SORRY I CANNOT BRING HER BACK…WHAT IS YOUR THIRD WISH?”
“Just a second Porunga!” Dende cried, running over to the crystal orb. “Vegeta!”
“What?” Vegeta asked.
“Umm Porunga wants to know what your third wish is!”
“Hmm… How ‘bout some new boots? Size nine please!”
“New boots?! His not serious, right?”
“...Of course not! Idiot…but I think for now we will hold off on the third wish. Keep Porunga awake though just in case we need it”
“So now that the people of Earth are back…can we get to this thing before Trunks and Gohan get killed?” Goku asked.
“Yes we can…” Vegeta then turned to the sky while Goku got in the position to make a spirit bomb.“PEOPLE OF THE EARTH…LISTEN CAREFULLY…” he said in a loud voice.
“What the hell was that?” an earth person said.
“Mama!!!” little Trunks cried on the lookout. “It’s daddy!!”
“Vegeta…” Bulma said, with tears of joy in her eyes.
“WE NEED YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR…WE NEED ALL THE ENERGY WE CAN GET…BUU IS STILL ALIVE AND WILL KILL US ALL IF WE DON’T STOP HIM NOW…I ASSURE YOU…THIS IS NOT A DREAM!”
“I PUT MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AAAOOO!!” Krillin cried, putting his hands up. “CHARGE THE BOMB OOO!!!”
“Like this?” little Goten and Trunks asked, putting their hands up. Eventually, the entire group put their hands up and gave their energy to Goku.
“Hey!” Goku cried. “The bomb’s getting a little bigger! That energy must be from the lookout!”
“SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WE NEED YOUR ENERGY! PUT ‘EM UP!!”
A new transformation! The pure rage of Vegeta!
Meanwhile, Trunks and Gohan were still trying to fight off Buu, but both were in very bad shape.
“I…can’t believe…how strong he is…” Gohan thought to himself.
“He’s unbeatable…he’s so much stronger than any foe I’ve fought…BUT I STILL KNOW THERE’S A WAY TO WIN!” Trunks thought to himself, powering up. “If he can gain life, he can have it taken away as well!” Buu laughed as he constantly beat up Trunks and Gohan, having no moral or no regret whatsoever.
“ME BUU! NOT YOU!!” Buu screamed, getting ready to kill them now.
“Vegeta! You need to go help Trunks and Gohan!!” Goku cried.
“Fine, I’ll help the runts…” Vegeta grumbled. He flew down to where Buu was murdering the two half-breed Sayians.“Alright Buu, bring it on!” he yelled, powering up. Buu snickered as he went to kill Vegeta. Vegeta put his guard up and went at him head on.
“No father!” Trunks cried, “You can’t win! Not even Gohan can lay a dent on him!!”
“Quiet Trunks!” Vegeta cried. “Let the men take care of this!”
“Father, please!”
“I SAID QUIET!!” Vegeta then turned over to Buu. “Now you’re going to see how a true Saiyan fights, you disgusting freak!”
“YOU FIGHT BUU? BUU KILL YOU!” Buu screamed, smacking Vegeta in the face. Buu then kneed him in the gut, throwing him threw an entire mountain rage. Buu then fired a huge amount of blasts right at the mountains.
“FATHER!” Trunks yelled, trying to get up. He flew over to the collapsed mountain to look for his father in the debris. He found him under a huge boulder, unconscious, although Vegeta woke up in a few seconds.
“I told you…stay out of this!” Vegeta cried, throwing his son away. Buu snickered and got ready to torment Vegeta again.
“BUU KILL YOU LIKR KERN GIRL!!” Buu screamed, chocking Vegeta with his antenna. Vegeta gasped for breath, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t break free from Buu’s grasp. Eventually, his arms feel and he stopped moving, becoming unconscious.
“No! Father!!” Trunks cried, going SSJ and punching Buu in the face. Buu lost grip of Vegeta and Vegeta’s body fell on the ground, unconscious. Trunks tried to lay hits on Buu, but to no avail, as Buu dodged them all and attacked Trunks.
“No…I won’t let you win!” Trunks cried. Then he suddenly got an idea “Hey Buu! Don’t you remember your old friend Tamera?!”Buu‘s head twitched up.
“Don’t say that name!!”
“Yes! You remember your old best friend don’t you?! And I’m sure you remember how you murdered her!!” Trunks then had a flashback of Tamera’s death, and tears began swelling up in his eyes.
“STOP IT! STOP IT!!” Buu screamed, holding his ears.
“YES! REMEMBER HOW YOU MURDRED YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND! REMEMBER HER DYING AND DISAPPEARING FOREVER!!”
“SHUT UP SHUT UP!” Buu then began getting tears in his eyes, remembering how he had murdered his best friend for his own good.
“Now I’m sure Tamera hates you for it!! And you know what else?! She only went to befriend you just to find your weakness!! She never liked you at all!!!” Meanwhile, Vegeta had just woken up.
“What is that kid doing?!” he thought to himself.
“SHUT UP YOU BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Buu screamed. He then teleported right behind Trunk’s chest and shot a beam right through the heart.
“No…TRUNKS!!!” Vegeta yelled, getting up. Trunks immediately collapsed down on one knee and held his hand close to the wound, attempting to stop the bleeding. However, it didn’t work, as he puked out a huge amount of blood everywhere.
“You…monster…” Trunks weakly said. He then collapsed on the ground, bloody and bleeding everywhere. Vegeta looked at his son’s dying bloody body in horror. The bloodstained jacket, which was now more of a purple color from the dark red blood, the locks of purple hair thrown on the ground and dried in blood, the black sweatshirt now a brown color, the grey pants a crimson color...Vegeta had never felt so horrified and shocked in his life. Here was his own son, dying in front of him again, but in a much more brutal way....and painful way, both physically and mentally.
“TRUNKS!!” Gohan yelled, flying over to his friend. He then checked his pulse and gasped in horror.
“…He’s…He’s dead…” Gohan said. Vegeta felt a huge burst on shock in him, horrified by the fact that he let his own son die once again right in front of him. Then, he felt something in his eye, a water sort of thing, something he had never felt before for a very long time…he actually had tears in his eyes for one of the first times ever. He was actually crying over his son’s death.
“My own son…” Vegeta thought to himself. “I can’t believe I let my son die again!! How could I be so careless?! It’s at the very moment he dies I realize how much he really means to me....I’ve already let him kill my family and murder Tamera, I won’t let it slip again!!” Then suddenly, a giant wave of anger came into Vegeta, and he suddenly became beyond enraged by the murder of his son. His power then began flying out of the roof.
“Vegeta…?” Goku said, still holding the Spirit bomb.
“You’re….going…to pay FOR THAT!!” Vegeta yelled, going through some new sort of transformation.
“Meh?” Kid Buu said, looking at Vegeta. Then, Vegeta let out a gigantic scream and was surrounded by a huge burst of light.“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“VEGETA!” Gohan cried out. After a few moments, Vegeta revealed his new transformation….Vegeta had gone SSJ3 out of the pure rage from the death of his son.
- I like how no one commented on the fact that trunks is dead now xD. WELL NOW HE'S WITH TAMERA :D....in hell :3. No but seriously, hurray for bloody brutal deaths and very crappy SSJ3 transformations :D
Rageful spirit! Vegeta VS Buu!!
"Buu…I won’t ever forgive you for any of this!” Vegeta yelled. “I will not let this slip!” Buu snickered as he got ready to fight Vegeta. Buu flew at Vegeta and tried to punch him, but Vegeta caught it and threw him at a mountain.
“VEGETA THE BOMB IS NOT GETTING BIGGER!!” Goku yelled.
“WHAT?!” Vegeta yelled. He turned over to earth. “PUT ‘EM UP!!! CMON I’M NOT KIDDING!!”
“Yo Vegeta!!” King Kai yelled from his planet.
“Who the hell are you?!” Vegeta asked.
“My name is King Kai. Listen, you need to go a little lightly on them! Would you obey a strange voice from the sky who told you what to do?! They’re scared! This doesn’t happen to them every day you know!! I think you should try again!”
“Fine…People of the Earth….RAISE YOUR HANDS UP RIGHT NOW OR YOUR ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIE!!!”
“That’s not what I meant Vegeta!!”
“THEY TOOK MY SON’S SOUL! DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!” a woman from Canada yelled. Her son had given them energy and had fainted.
“THAT’S IT! Gohan you can take care of them cuz I’m fighting Buu!!” Vegeta yelled, powering up and fighting Buu.
“Uhh okay!” Gohan yelled. He carried Trunk’s dead body with him and found a safe area.“C’mon you guys! We need your energy! Just put your hands up now!!” Gohan cried.
‘You know, this voice sounds more trusting…” a person from New York said. “I’m gonna put my hands up for him…”
“DIS PERSON IS MUR NYCE SUNDING! IMA PYT MAH HUNDS YUP FER HEM!” A dude from India yelled. The bomb only got a tiny bit bigger.
“It’s not working!!” Goku cried. “Please! Put your hands up!! PLEASE!!”
“Hey…I recognize that voice!!” A girl named Suno from a snow village cried. “Eighter!! It’s Goku!!”
“Well I guess it is!!” Eighter cried. “Everyone!! We need to put our hands up now!!” Everyone in the village then gave their energy all to Goku.
“So…it’s him, Eh?” Android 17, the brother of Android 18, said. He then spotted two hunters. “Hey, put your hands up right now!!” The two hunters immediately put their hands up and unknowingly gave Goku their energy. “Hmph…you got me” Android 17 said, putting his hand up to.
“So, it’s that Goku isn’t it?” Tien, an old friend of Goku’s said. “Chatziou!” he cried, turning to his little small floating. “Let’s put our hands up right now!!”
“Aww its Goku!!” a girl named Launch cried. “Here’s my energy!!”
“Everyone!!” the announcer from the World Tournament yelled. “We need to put our hands up now!!” The entire stadium did just that.
“Father!!” a man name Upa, who was an old friend of Goku’s, cried. “It’s Goku!!”
“Well I guess it is!!” Bora, his father, replied. “Everyone in my Indian tribe! PUT YO HANDS UP!”
“Oh hey, is this the Goku my old boyfriend told me about?” said Maron, Krillin’s old ex-girlfriend from a long time ago. “IMA PUT MAH HANDS UP!” The bomb got bigger and bigger, but it still wasn’t enough.
“No, it’s not enough!” Goku cried. “Please please please everyone!!!” Meanwhile, Vegeta was fighting Buu.
“Buu...KILL…YOU!!” Buu screamed, powering up and punching Vegeta in the face.
“You sick little FREAK!!!!” Vegeta yelled, kicking him in the face.
“Just so you know that one was for Tamera!”Buu growled, only to be interrupted by Vegeta kneeing him in the gut and blasting him in the face. “And that one was for my son!” Buu let out a huge scream and flew at Vegeta and got ready to kill him like he killed Trunks, by appearing behind him and firing a beam threw him, although Vegeta dodged in time and kneed Buu right in the gut.
“BUU HATE YOU! BUU HATE YOU!! BUU MURDER YOU LIKE STUPID LOOKING BOY!!!!!” Buu screamed.
“That “stupid looking boy” was my son you disgusting freak!!” Vegeta yelled. He then remembered how Buu brutally murdered Trunks. Anger then began exploding in him. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Vegeta yelled, powering up. He then flew at Buu and gave him an incredible hard punch in the stomach. Buu fell on his knees and suddenly began coughing hard. After some time, he finally puked out a huge amount of blood…and a small seed.
“The hell is that…?” Vegeta wondered. Buu flew back from the seed and the seed exploded…into the good fat Buu who was inside Kid Buu the whole time.
“It’ Good Buu!!!” Goku cried, still holding the Spirit Bomb. Good Buu then opened his eyes and stood up, looking angry and infuriated.
Throw the Spirit Bomb! The final battle!!
"Where is she?!” Good Buu said to Vegeta. “Where’s Buu’s friend, Tamera?!”
“He killed her…she’s dead…” Vegeta said. Good Buu then turned to Kid Buu and got an incredibly angry look on his face.
“YOU MURDERED BUU’S BEST FRIEND!!! BUU RIP YOU TO PIECES!!”
“Me Buu! Not you!!!!” Kid Buu screamed.
“BUU KILL YOU!!” Good Buu screamed, trying to hit Kid Buu, but he missed and Kid Buu elbowed him in the face.
“EVERYONE ON EARTH PUT YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW ORTHE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!” Vegeta screamed. But everyone refused. They all thought it was just some crazy bull-crap.
“Wait what…?” Goku thought.
“EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UP RIGHT NOW OR BUU WILL KILL YOU ALL AND EAT YOU!!!” Majin Buu screamed at the people of earth. This is what made the people put their hands up. They were so scared of Majin Buu that fear had pushed them to raise their hands up.
“IF BUU WILL KILL US IF WE DON’T WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT!!” a person from France yelled. Suddenly, the bomb got much much bigger. Eventually, it was the size of Mars.
“Yes! That’s it!!!” Goku cried. Meanwhile, Majin Buu was still trying to fight Kid Buu. Suddenly, Good Buu got Kid Buu in a tough arm look.
“THROW THE BOMB!!” Good Buu cried.
“But Buu!” Goku cried. “You’ll get killed to!”
“Buu no care!!!” Good Buu cried. “BUU WANT TO BE WITH TAMERA!!!”
“…Okay Buu…if that’s what you want…I’ll let you join Tamera…” He then threw the massive bomb right at Kid Buu. “Now, TAKE THIS BUU!! THIS IS ALL THE ENERGY OF EARTH!!!”
“MEH?” Kid Buu said, looking at the bomb. He then struggled as he tried to break free from Good Buu’s hard grasp. Just as Buu was about to get destroyed by the bomb…he actually got a hold of the bomb and attempted to knock it back at Goku…
“AW NO WAY!!” Goku yelled.
“OH COME ON!!” Vegeta yelled.
“HOLY SHIAT” Gohan yelled.
“NO SWEARING” Trunks yelled from Other World.
“No…I don’t think I have enough energy to actually push it back at him…” Goku thought to himself.
“No! He’s out of energy!!” Dende yelled on Namek. “WAIT A SECOND…”
“No…this is it…I wasn’t able to stop him…”
“HEY TO GOKU, I’M REALLY UPSET FOR YA, AND I’IMA LET YA FINISH…BUT WE JUST WISHED FOR PORUNGA TO BRING BACK YA ENERGY YOU HAD THE WHOLE TIME! THE WHOLE TIME!!” Dende yelled from Namek.
“SERIOUSLY?!”
“Hell yeah!!” Meanwhile in Hell, many of the old enemies Goku had killed before were watching the fight.
“Humph, what else could you expect from him…” Frieza grumbled.
“OH THAT GOKU IS FULL OF SUCH SEXY PERFECTION!!” Cell cheerfully cried.
“Show that disrespectful brat whose boss Goku…” Babbidi mumbled.
“Wait…what if that monster comes down into Hell and we have to fight him…?” Dr.Gero asked.
“HOLY CRAP YOUR RIGHT!!” Pui Pui yelled.
“WE’RE DEAD!” Yakon screamed. He then ran into a corner and began crying while sucking his thumb.
“Wait aren’t we already dead?” A cell junior asked.
“Yes we are you sexy wittle boy!” General Blue chuckled.
“I'M FROM SPACE AUSTRALIA!” Jeice cheerfully yelled.
“NO ONE CARES ANYMORE JEICE” Captain Ginyu yelled.
“I DO!!” a random person named Gotek yelled, running in and out.
“What the hell…?” Burter thought.Meanwhile, Goku was now getting ready to finish Buu. He powered up to his SSJ mode and got a tight hold of the bomb.
“SUCK ON THIS BUU!” Goku yelled, pushing the bomb back at him. Buu was taken off guard by this and, despite having a hold on the bomb, he was losing his grip.
“It looks like it’s the end of the road Buu!” Goku said. “It’s a darn shame…when I first met you, I could sense there was good in you…you were like a naughty child who didn’t know any better…fighting was more of a game than anything else…but then, you separated, the evil was expelled, the struggle within you was now on the outside for everyone to see, and the darkness overpowered the light. After that, you were different, you were ruthless…you became a living nightmare, and you delighted in every moment of it! You didn’t even show a shred of decency or mercy, and that’s why it has to end like this…you’ll have to learn the hard way, and know what it’s like to have your life taken away against YOUR will! It’s wrong!!”
“Maybe you’ll come back some day…as…as a better being I hope…I’d like that…maybe we can even have a little one on one..”Buu was slowly losing his grip on the bomb.
“Adios!” Goku cried. “I’ll be waiting for you Majin Buu!!” this was when Buu lost his full grip on the bomb.
“Goku!” Dende cried.
“Kakarot!!” Vegeta yelled.
“Father!” Gohan yelled.
“Daddy!!!” Goten cried from the lookout.
“Goku!!” Tamera and Trunks cried from otherworld.
“Goku!!!” Chi-Chi cried from the lookout.
“DO IT!!” they all yelled. Goku, with all his power in hand, then pushed back the bomb at Buu, who was still in an arm locking from Good Buu, was hit by the bomb. With the extreme power of the bomb Kid Buu was completely obliterated. Now, the Dragon’s pearl was able to take effect. With the power Tamera had given up to summon the pearl, Kid Buu was completely destroyed and sealed within the holy pearl…and Good Buu was taken with him…
“It’s…over…” Goku weakly said, powering down.
“It’s about time…” Vegeta replied, also powering down.
“Hey, we make a pretty good team, don’t we?” Goku asked Vegeta.
“Yeah…I guess we do…” Vegeta said, giving him a thumbs up.
“Hey wait…since Trunks has already been wished back once….how are we gonna wish him back this time…?” Gohan asked.
“We wait for the Namekian balls to work again I guess…” Goku replied. Vegeta then remembered the brutal death of his son and began getting tears in his eyes.“Vegeta…are you…are you crying…?” Goku asked.
“No! Of course not!” Vegeta replied, turning away and wiping his tears.
“What about Tamera?” Gohan asked.“…She can’t ever come back…she doesn’t have a body…” Goku sadly replied.
“But can’t we wish for her to have a new body..?” Gohan asked.
“Well we need any sort of small remains of her in order to wish her back…like when the people on the lookout were eaten, they had small crumbs of them left behind, and with that, new bodies could be built for them in other world…but since Tamera completely disappeared, there’s nothing of her left…”
“But isn’t the pearl apart of her…?”
“Wait…YES! You’re right!! With that pearl we can make her a new body and wish her back!!!” Goku cried. “Where’s the pearl now?”
“I’m pretty sure Trunks put it in his pocket after Buu killed her.”
“Alright, let’s go find ‘em!” Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta flew over to Trunk’s body. “Wow, he got it hard when he died…” Goku thought to himself. He then reached down into Trunk’s pocket and pulled the pearl out.
“Yes!! This is all we need!!” Goku cried, happily holding the pearl in his hand. However, the pearl suddenly began glowing, and then suddenly faded away.“WTF?” Goku said.
“Once the pearl has done its job, it disappears into nothing…along with Kid Buu” said KK, who had teleported back from Namek. “And since Good Buu was sealed away with him…it means they’re both just nothing now…”
“So…I guess we really can’t give her a new body…” Goku sadly said.
"Wait, but when the pearl was still active before it disappeared, couldn't a new body be made from that...?" Gohan asked.
"Tamera technically is the pearl now. You can't give a pearl a body...her body is now the pearl and will stay that way, while I'm sure Tamera's soul is in heaven." KK replied.
“Hey wait!” Gohan cried, reaching deeper into Trunk’s pocket. He then pulled out an old red ribbon. “This is Tamera’s old ribbon!! She always wore it, so can’t we wish her back with it?!”
“No…we need more than that…”
“I can’t believe it…” Dende said.
“Tamera…” Gohan said, looking at the luck charm she gave him. “I can’t believe she’s really gone for good…”
“How are we supposed to tell the others?” Goku asked.
“Just say it out loud: Tamera is dead and she can’t come back because she has no body to return to” Vegeta said, turning away, unable to look at his son’s bloody body anymore.
“Alright…but how are we gonna tell Bulma about what happened to Future Trunks?” Gohan asked. Vegeta said nothing, only having a few tears in his eyes.
“I guess we just have to tell her simple and forward…at least he can just be wished back…” Gohan said. “C’mon, let’s go…”
“Right…”Goku replied. He got a hold of Vegeta, Gohan (holding Trunk’s body) and Dende. With his instant transmission, he teleported to the lookout right in front of everyone.
“Goku!!!” Chi-Chi happily cried, running over to her husband hugging him.
“Gohan! Daddy!!!” Goten cheerfully cried, hugging his family.
“VEGETA!!” Bulma happily cried.
“Daddy!!!” Trunks yelled, running to his father and hugging him, with Bulma doing the same.
“I’m so happy your okay!!” Chi-Chi cried, hugging Goku and Gohan even tighter.
“Hey wait…where’s Tamera…?” Goten innocently asked.
“I’m so sorry to have to tell all of you this…but Tamera willingly gave up her body to save us all….and since there’s nothing left of her…we can’t wish her back…” Gohan sadly said. “All we have is her ribbon…”
“Oh my gosh…” Bulma said. “TRUNKS!!” she noticed Gohan holding Future Trunk’s bloody body.
“Oh yeah, Sorry Bulma but Trunks was killed by Buu…” Goku said. “But I promise you we WILL wish him back with the Namekian balls as soon as they can be used again!” Bulma began breaking down in tears, until Vegeta began comforting her.
130 days later…
“TOKPAKA PORUNGA!!” Dende cried. “EL TRUNKS POR ULA KE MOSA!”
“VERY WELL….” Porunga replied. Immediately, Trunk’s dead body had its natural soul in it, and Trunks got up, alive and well.
“TRUNKS!!” Bulma cried, running to her son and hugging him.
“Bigger me!!” present day Trunks cried, also hugging him. Vegeta only smiled at his newly alive son.
“I HAVE EVEN RESTORED HIS TORN CLOTHES. MY TREAT.” Porunga said, giving a thumbs up to everyone.
“I remember you were a nice Dragon ♥!” Bulma said, winking at him. The next day, Trunks was ready to head back to the future for good.
“I’m really gonna miss ya.” Gohan said, shaking his hand.
“I am too Gohan.” Trunks replied.
“Oh, did you see Tamera in otherworld?” Gohan asked.
“Yup! We spent a lot of time together! She even kissed me once!” he replied. “I’m really gonna miss her…” he said, looking at the small luck charm she gave him.
“So it is Trunks X Tamera isn’t it?” Gohan thought to himself. “I guess dad was right all along…”
“Oh wait!”
“What?” Trunks asked.
“..I wanted to give you this…” Gohan said, pulling out an old red ribbon. “This is the only thing that is left of Tamera…I want you to keep it…” he then put the ribbon in Trunk’s hand. “I think she really did love you. She once even said she did…” Trunks looked shocked at first, but then smiled.
“Thank you Gohan…” Trunks said smiling, also having a single tear in his eye. He tied the ribbon on his arm, nice and tight.
“It looks awesome on you…” Gohan said. Trunks, after saying all his goodbyes, got into the machine and headed back to his time, waving goodbye to everyone one last time…
THE END
•Oh my, it’s really over isn’t it? It was soooo much fun writing this! This is easily my favorite fan-fic written by me, and I’m really proud about it. I’m also sad it’s over… Well, until the next fan-fic you guys! Yours truly-
~Nimbus.69
